ROFLMNBAO: Heading Down The Home Stretch!

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As we head into the 4th quarter of the NBA season, the Chicago Bulls are the first and only team to have clinched a playoff spot so far, which wouldn’t seem like much of an accomplishment, except that Derrick Rose has missed 17 games this season.


Yes, Tony Allen Just Dunked On You, Antawn

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/tss-2010-nba-playoff-preview-eastern-conference-semi-finals-boston-celtics-vs-cleveland-cavaliers"> Well, Cleveland got exiled from the playoffs once again, this time at the hands of the C's. As much as I despise Boston (90% due to Paul Pierce), I gotta hand it to them for showing that five is greater than one: or none in the case of game five. In the meantime, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/tony-allen">Tony Allen's</a> monstrous dunk over Sweet n' Lo Jamison deserves some burn since it pretty much caps how Boston beat the Lebroners: swiftly, efficiently and, according to some, unexpectedly.

ouch my groin


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Danny Granger scored a direct hit on Antawn Jamison's testicles last night, and the resulting nut shot isn't half as entertaining as the announcers' reactions, which include laughter followed by "That's not a laughing matter, actually," a perfectly in-unison "OOOOOHHH.



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The NBA found two teams from the Eastern Conference who don't completely blow last night, and made them play each other, resulting in a game that didn't entirely suck.

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