I was really hoping beyond hope that this <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/05/trying-to-make-sense-of-weiner-gate/">hideous</a> <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/06/weinergate-building-to-a-climax/">Weinergate</a> thing would just go away, as everyone and everything involved with it is overtly slimy.