Posts Tagged: APPLE

LOCH NESS MONSTER

Don’t Get Your Hopes Up, Apple Probably Did Not Magically Find The Loch Ness Monster

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After years of tireless searching, has the legendary Loch Ness Monster been confirmed by a simple image from Apple?

adorable delusion

Yahoo! Might Become iOS’s Default Search Engine

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Yahoo! thinks it can exploit Apple's hate of Google and become iOS's default search engine. Yeah, good luck with that.

APPLE

Steve Jobs Wanted To Lock You To Your iPhone Forever

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So Steve Jobs was fairly serious about this whole "Apple never lets anyone go" thing...

BING

Cortana: Microsoft Introduces Their Answer To Apple’s Siri And Google Now

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Microsoft has introduced Cortana, their answer to Google Now and Siri. Does it stand a chance this late in the game?

APPLE

Why You Got A Refund From Amazon Today: An Explainer

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Amazon is involved in a settlement over something that is, for once, not its fault.

Cable

Apple And Comcast Might Be Teaming Up For Streaming Video

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Comcast and Apple may be teaming up for a new cable box. Well, provided they can agree on anything.

PANDORA

Apple May Be Poised To Compete With Spotify By Adding Subscriptions To iTunes

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If Apple offered an iTunes streaming service that was cheaper than Spotify, would you take a chance to use it?

APPLE

Christian Bale To Play Steve Jobs In Aaron Sorkin-Written Biopic… If David Fincher Gets His Way

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David Fincher says he'll direct the Aaron Sorkin-penned biopic if Christian Bale plays Steve Jobs.

creepy

Apple’s Wants To Track Your Very Breath With Its Healthbook App

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Apple's upcoming health app, Healthbook, wants to track everything about your health. And we mean everything. Apple wants blood.

APPLE

iOS Still Can't Figure Out Daylight Savings Time

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iOS runs a powerful computer in your pocket... and for seven years, like clockwork, it's gotten Daylight Savings Time wrong.

really?

Apple Will Put iOS In Your Car With CarPlay, Because You Needed That

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CarPlay is a terrible name, but hey, Apple's got to try and make you buy an iPhone somehow.

Coding

If You Are Using An Apple Product, You Might Want To Update Your Security Immediately

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A security fault is causing Apple a headache and putting encrypted user data at risk.

APPLE

Middle School Girl’s iPhone Catches Fire In Pocket, Igniting Pants And Causing Second-Degree Burns

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Is that a smoldering iPhone 5C in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

ANUS

Illuminati iPad Commercial Obviously Prophecies the Apocalypse

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By now, you should know that Revelation Unraveled (R.U. as the true fans skeptically call it) is hosted by William Tapley AKA the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse AKA the Co-Prophet of the End Times, whose wardrobe is custom designed by your great aunt Priscilla.

AMAZON

Apple Lags Sony, Microsoft, And Samsung In One Key Area

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Microsoft, Sony, and Samsung lead Apple in one key area in a recent survey that will surprise you.

APPLE

This App Kills ‘Vertical Video Syndrome’ So You Can Stop Punching Strangers

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Someone has finally come up with a solution for the dreaded Vertical Video Syndrome (people holding their camera the wrong way).

APPLE

Siri Didn’t Like Scarlett Johansson’s Performance In ‘Her’

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You may have heard great reviews of 'Her', but there's at least one detractor who didn't appreciate Scarlett Johansson's portrayal of an AI program.

COMMERCIALS

Apple’s Touching Holiday Ad

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A misunderstood teenager and his phone star in Apple's latest heartwarming commercial.

APPLE

The Four Black Friday Tech Deals Worth Going Out For

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Black Friday is generally not worth it. These four tech deals just might be.

curious

Why Did Apple Buy PrimeSense, The Company That Built The Kinect?

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Apple has just bought PrimeSense. They made the Kinect. And yes, that's intriguing.


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