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The iPhone 6 Sapphire Display Allegedly Leaks Like A Rusty Old Fishing Boat

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The iPhone 6 is on the way, and parts appear to have started leaking to the tech press.

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Why Is The Tech Press Afraid To Talk About Apple CEO Tim Cook Being Gay?

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Tim Cook, Apple's CEO, is gay. This is well known, and not a big deal. Unless you work for the tech press.

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The Fleshlight Attachment For Your iPad Is Sure To Be The Hot Item Come This Holiday Season

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The Fleshlight LaunchPAD is the next level in creeping out your friends while shaming your parents. Buy one today!

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What’s The Deal With That ‘Go, You Chicken Fat, Go’ iPhone Commercial Anyway?

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Depending on your age, you may have no idea what the hell is going on here. Allow us to explain.

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iOS 8: What You Need To Know

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iOS 8 has a lot of new features. Some of it you'll even use regularly!

BEATS BY DRE

Apple, Beats Electronics Make It Official. Iovine Leaves Interscope.

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2014/05/dr-dre-beats-apple-deal-delayed">Tyrese should be out</a> of Dr. Dre's doghouse now.

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Apple Rejected An App That Would Educate Young Women About Their Ladyparts, But Hey Hookup Apps Are All Good!

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'Happy Fun Time' wants to teach women to better pull a Divinyls, but Apple's having none of that crap.

#APPLE

Dr. Dre Offered Keys To Compton, So What Should He Do With Them?

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It's time for the producer and businessman to give back to the community that raised him.

BEATS BY DRE

Dr. Dre Confirms $3 Billion Apple/Beats Deal

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In recognition of his accomplishment, I petition that we remove the word <em>Detox</em> from the rap communities vocabulary.

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Less Than 3 Years After Steve Jobs’ Death, The Beats By Dre Deal Shows That Apple Is Clearly Dying

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Innovation is what made Apple great. Now it's doing business like a bloated, dying tech giant ala Yahoo! & AOL. RIP Apple.

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Dr. Dre’s ‘Detox’ Might Never Happen Now: Apple Is Buying Beats

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Apple is about to make Dr. Dre so rich that rapping will become even more of an afterthought.

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New Research Reveals iOS Users Hate Indie Games

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Apple users only love indie games when they don't know they're indie.

LOCH NESS MONSTER

Don’t Get Your Hopes Up, Apple Probably Did Not Magically Find The Loch Ness Monster

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After years of tireless searching, has the legendary Loch Ness Monster been confirmed by a simple image from Apple?

adorable delusion

Yahoo! Might Become iOS’s Default Search Engine

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Yahoo! thinks it can exploit Apple's hate of Google and become iOS's default search engine. Yeah, good luck with that.

#APPLE

Steve Jobs Wanted To Lock You To Your iPhone Forever

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So Steve Jobs was fairly serious about this whole "Apple never lets anyone go" thing...

BING

Cortana: Microsoft Introduces Their Answer To Apple’s Siri And Google Now

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Microsoft has introduced Cortana, their answer to Google Now and Siri. Does it stand a chance this late in the game?

#APPLE

Why You Got A Refund From Amazon Today: An Explainer

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Amazon is involved in a settlement over something that is, for once, not its fault.


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