#The Daily Show

Jon Stewart Responded To Arby’s Job Offer To Open His First ‘Daily Show’ After Announcing His Retirement

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"That's right, Arby's, this motherf*cking thing ain't over! I do not accept your peace offering."


Arby’s Accidentally Reneged On An Endorsement Deal With Pepsi And They Made Up For It With This Ad

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As part of an endorsement deal, Arby's is supposed to feature Pepsi in two television spots per year. This year they forgot.


A Poor Romeo Got His Wallet Ripped Off During A First Date At Arby’s

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Poor guy was just trying to take a lady on a nice date to Arby's and look what happens.


Thousands Of People Are Wasting The Day Away Watching Arby’s Meat Cook On YouTube


After setting a world record for the longest TV commercial ever aired, Arby's has a 'live' YouTube feed devoted to its 13-hour brisket.


Arby’s Will Air The Longest Commercial In TV History Today, But Only In Duluth, Minnesota

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Arby's is going to air a thirteen hour commercial in Minnesota because the end is near, probably.


Pharrell’s Grammy Fedora Is Being Sold On Ebay For Charity For $10,500


Pharrell has put up his Grammy's fedora on Ebay for charity. I want one.


Tracy McGrady Vs. Arby's. No, Seriously. Who Ya Got?

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You'd think upgrading from the Qingdao Eagles to the San Antonio Spurs bench would be an improvement, but nope, Tracy McGrady's career has hit rock bottom.


Downton Arby’s


If an heir isn't found for Downton Arby's, corporate will take back the franchise.


20,000 Calories Of Real American News

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When I was a kid, my favorite night of the week was Burger King night.

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