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Thousands Of People Are Wasting The Day Away Watching Arby’s Meat Cook On YouTube

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After setting a world record for the longest TV commercial ever aired, Arby's has a 'live' YouTube feed devoted to its 13-hour brisket.

DIARRHEA

Arby’s Will Air The Longest Commercial In TV History Today, But Only In Duluth, Minnesota

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Arby's is going to air a thirteen hour commercial in Minnesota because the end is near, probably.

ARBYS

Pharrell’s Grammy Fedora Is Being Sold On Ebay For Charity For $10,500

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Pharrell has put up his Grammy's fedora on Ebay for charity. I want one.

BASKETBALL

Tracy McGrady Vs. Arby's. No, Seriously. Who Ya Got?

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You'd think upgrading from the Qingdao Eagles to the San Antonio Spurs bench would be an improvement, but nope, Tracy McGrady's career has hit rock bottom.

DOWNTON ABBY

Downton Arby’s

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If an heir isn't found for Downton Arby's, corporate will take back the franchise.

ARBYS

20,000 Calories Of Real American News

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When I was a kid, my favorite night of the week was Burger King night.


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