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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Houston Texans

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Last year's Texans made their first playoff appearance in franchise history and even recorded a postseason victory, despite being forced to start T.

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It's Monday Night

ESPN's first Monday Night Football promo for the 2012 season.

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ERRMAGERD, TRATTUR – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Defensive end Brett Keisel arrived at Steelers camp in an orange tractor that he drove 20 miles along the road, to the surprise of highly Pittsburghish people.

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Like Looking At The Face Of GAWD – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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CVS is marketing a new line of candy with this video of Tom Brady challenging people to surprise staring contests.

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And Now, Steve Johnson's Rap Debut

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Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson's rap debut is here and it's got all the football references you'd expect from a football guy rapping, including "she opened up her shirt like Cam New" and the oddly-appropriate-for-comparing-football-to-sex hashtag "lights out, Shawne Merriman".

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Arian Foster Says Peas Lead The League In Okayness

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IMAGINE WHIRLED PEAS HARF HARF Who's ready for a Pro Bowl running back to opine about the appeal of particular vegetables.

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Your NFL Recap: Week 10

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Mental toughness was the order of the day in Week 10.

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Your NFL Recap: Week Seven

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The word "scrutiny" takes on a new level of intensity when the topic of discussion is Tim Tebow.

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Mario Is Missing (The Rest Of The Season)

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Yeah, that's more or less my reaction, too.

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Your NFL Recap: Week Four

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The TSS Sports Task Force was busy (probably watching their team win), so that leaves you all with me to sum of the events that were week four.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 3

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After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from Warming Glow was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.

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Conflicting reports on the extent of Arian Foster’s ‘anti-awesomeness’

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Arian Foster tweeted this MRI of his hamstring yesterday along with the following message.

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Arian Foster Is A Marked Man

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Remember when LaDainian Tomlinson was in his prime, just an absolute beast like a second coming of Marshall Faulk, and everyone thought he was this quiet, reserved, and classy athlete that never spoke out in a critical fashion, but then he lost to the New England Patriots and we couldn’t shut him up.

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The Oakland Raiders Are Doing It Wrong And 4 Other Thoughts From This Weekend

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Each week during the NFL season, I’ll be slinging my random, sometimes nonsensical thoughts about what’s going down.

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The Attractive Female Celebrity's Guide To Drafting Fantasy Running Backs

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For millions of years or as long as men have gathered in groups to draft fantasy football teams, the running back has been the dominant selection.

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Arian Foster Signed The CBA. Kinda

Houston Texans running back Arian Foster is ready for some football.

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How Bout Dem Cow…What? NFL Week 1: Only The Badass Games

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Yeah, yeah, we still have two games tonight, but we're on a schedule and if I don't get this up now, some of you will actually start working, and we can't have that.


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