#PRO WRESTLING

Stone Cold Steve Austin Told Ariel Helwani That The UFC Should Hire Jim Ross

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Recently retired WWE announcer Jim Ross has admitted he'd like to work with the UFC and Stone Cold Steve Austin thinks it's a great idea.

#MMA

Steven Seagal says he would fight Randy Couture “any time, any place”

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Intrepid MMA reporter and my best Twitter pal Ariel Helwani had the chance to interview Steven Seagal yesterday, and as always, the old poonani-loving, Nobel Prize-deserving, sleeveless kimono-wearing, front-kicking, chicken killer did not disappoint (I meant Seagal there, in case [...].

#MMA

The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generator

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Apologies if you've seen this one before, but I hadn't before today and I needed a lead-in for a mini-Seagal story.

STEVEN SEAGAL STORIES

Steven Seagal denies ever pooping his pants

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The story of martial arts legend Judo Gene Lebell supposedly choking Steven Seagal until he pooped himself (until Seagal pooped, that is) has been around almost as long as I've been alive, and has been covered twice before (here and here) on this very site, most recently when Judo Gene told the story himself.

UNIQUE PHYSIOLOGICAL REACTION

Judo Gene Lebell confirms choking Steven Seagal until Seagal pooped himself

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The story of martial arts legend Judo Gene Lebell choking Steven Seagal until he soiled himself is a tale nearly as famous as Richard Gere's gerbils, Rod Stewart's stomach pump, or Danny Thomas's predilection for glass-bottom boats.


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