Manager Matt Williams Wants Nothing To Do With Mascot Matt Williams

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During Monday night's game between the Nationals and Diamondbacks, Matt Williams did not seem pleased with his mascot counterpart.


Keith Hernandez Got Nice And Pervy While A Woman Ate A $25 Hot Dog

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During last night's Mets broadcast, Keith Hernandez made a hilariously awful joke about a female fan that led to some awkward silence.


The Arizona Diamondbacks Are Already Running Out Of Giant $25 Corn Dogs

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The Arizona Diamondbacks are already facing a shortage of D-Bat Dogs, the $25, 18-inch corndog stuffed with cheese, bacon and jalapeños.


The Arizona Diamondbacks Want To Kill You Where You Sit With A $25 Corndog

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Meet the D-Bat Dog, a $25 corndog from the Arizona Diamondbacks that reaches 18 inches and is stuffed with cheese, bacon and jalapeños.


Mexicans Are The New Indians: The Arizona Diamondbacks Have A Luchador Mascot

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When you think "Arizona," you think "appealing to the Hispanic community," right.


Everything From The Arizona Diamondbacks Star Wars Day Was Pretty Spectacular


… except for the final score, of course, as the Cincinnati Reds earned a 4-2 victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks on Sunday.


Let’s Watch The Dodgers And Diamondbacks Brawl Set To ‘Street Fighting Man’

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As I wrote the other day, all the Los Angeles Dodgers apparently needed to break out of their awful funk was the excitement of a flashy, young player like Yasiel Puig.


Home Run Hits Woman in Face as Boyfriend Jumps Out of the Way


A fan jumps out of the way of a Pete Kozma home run, only to have it drill his girlfriend in the head.


Diamondbacks Fan Catches Foul Ball, Maintains Pizza Integrity

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He asked Domino's if he could keep the ball, but they said "no".


The Giants Got Their Stars Wars Nerd On

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The Arizona Diamondbacks padded their now 7-game lead in the National League West over the weekend by taking 2 of 3 from the defending world champion San Francisco Giants.


Enough Already, Charlie Sheen

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The Arizona Diamondbacks let Charlie Sheen take batting practice prior to yesterday's 5-3 win over the New York Mets, and while it's bad enough that people continue to pay attention to his depressing antics, the reason that he was there is even worse - he's trying to get into shape for Major League 4.


Follow-Up: Selfless Baseball Kid Got A Bunch Of Cool Presents

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When we last talked on Friday, we were discussing the intricacies of foul ball etiquette, juxtaposed with infant mentality in adult sports fans and subsequent child entitlement.


Kirk Gibson Is Finally An All-Star


Two times in his career as a Major League Baseball player, current Arizona Diamondbacks manager Kirk Gibson turned down invitations to play in the All-Star Game.


The Arizona Diamondbacks Front Office Knows No Offseason

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So I got an email from the Arizona Diamondbacks last night, and they were all, "Hey, we did one of those videos where everyone lip syncs to a song and we did it all in one take and some of our players are in it, even though most people won't recognize their names.


Softball’s First $11 Million Man

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Former Arizona Diamondback Eric Byrnes will earn $11 million this season, even though that team just gave him his release earlier in the year.



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It's almost hard to believe that San Francisco Giants pitcher Randy Johnson is on his sixth major league team, and almost harder to believe that the Big Unit is still commissioned for service.


TSS 2009 MLB Preview: The National League

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