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A ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey Kind Of Guy’ Will Trade A Super Bowl Ticket For Your Wife

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One Arizona man is offering an indecent proposal for any guy who wants to attend Super Bowl XLIX and leave his hot wife behind.

NATURE MUST BE STOPPED

Watch This Giant Grasshopper Get Snatched Out Of The Air By A Bird, Completely Blowing A Stoner’s Mind

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This stoned guy just happened to be at the right place at the right time to catch this enthralling act of nature.

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‘Hot Car Mom’ Shanesha Taylor Reportedly Spent Donation Money On Her ‘Baby Daddy’s Rap Album’

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Shanesha Taylor, the homeless mom who left her kids in a car while she went on a job interview, may see her charges reinstated.

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An Arizona Man’s iPhone 6 ‘Exploded’ In His Pocket And Set His Pants On Fire

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After a bumpy rickshaw ride, an Arizona man's iPhone 6 caught fire in his pocket, burning a hole in his pants leg and leaving him wounded.

BEES

A Swarm Of 800,000 Bees Killed An Arizona Man And Critically Injured Another

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Two landscapers were unlucky enough to stumble onto a massive bee hive on a job site, leading to an angry swarm of 800,000 bees attacking.

#gifs

Watch This Defensive Back Get Absolutely Destroyed On A Crack-Back Block

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It's early but this might just be the block of the season.

PETA

PETA Is Offering A $15,000 Reward For Anyone Who Can Identify The Grand Canyon Squirrel Kicker

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After a video of a man kicking a squirrel over a ledge at the Grand Canyon went viral, PETA is offering a reward for his identity.

#NFL

Bunny Ranch Owner Dennis Hof Wants Arizona To Legalize Prostitution For The Super Bowl

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Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof is urging Arizona lawmakers to make prostitution legal for the Super Bowl to avoid more serious crime.

EXECUTIONS

Arizona’s Execution Of Convicted Murderer Finally Succeeds After Two Hours Of ‘Gasping And Snorting’

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Joseph Rudolph Wood III was executed in Arizona on Wednesday. The process did not go according to plan.

WTF

A 5-Year Old Arizona Boy Dropped His Shorts On The Playground And Was Cited For Sexual Misconduct

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An Arizona woman is speaking out after a playground incident turned into her 5-year old's record having 'sexual misconduct' on it.

SURE WHY NOT

The ‘Aliens’ Pulse Rifle Is Now Real, Sans Grenade Launcher

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I want to introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is a working firearm based on the M41A Pulse Rifle.

#NOPE

An Arizona Woman Called 911 Because Of A Squirrel Fighting A Snake

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Scottsdale authorities say they taken nearly 400 calls from residents who report seeing snakes near their homes, streets or sidewalks.

STRAY DOGS

The Ballsiest Pug You’ve Ever Seen Took On A Police K-9 Unit In Phoenix

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A dangerous police standoff in Phoenix was briefly interrupted by a random pug that had some beef with the K-9 German Shepherd.

Terrifying

A Town In Arizona Is Being Terrorized By Packs Of Stray Chihuahuas

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According to a local news report, the town of Maryvale, AZ is being terrorized by packs of as many as 15 stray Chihuahuas.

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You’ll Never Guess Why Steven Seagal Wants To Be Arizona’s Governor

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"Florida West" could soon provide the world with a massive shipment of unintentional comedy.

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Steven Seagal Wants to Be Arizona’s Governor So He Can Be ‘Above The Law’

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Our favorite poonani-loving kimono enthusiast hopes to find out if he has a unique physiological reaction to leadership by running the Girls Gone Wild state.

SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING

An Arizona Couple Called 911 After They Didn’t Get Hash Browns At McDonald’s

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A couple in Mesa, Arizona is facing assault charges after they threw a bag of food and threatened McDonald's employees over missing hash browns.


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