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Armie Hammer & Johnny Depp blame the critics for Lone Ranger being terrible

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Considering Grown Ups 2 has grossed more than <a href="http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=grownups2.htm" target="_blank">$137 million dollars</a> to date, anyone who blames a box office failure on critics should win some sort of award for stupidity.

#Batman

Here Are Six Guys Warner Wants To Cast As The New Batman (And One Who Doesn’t Want The Job)

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Here are six actors rumored to be the frontrunners to play an "established and rugged" Batman in 'Man of Steel 2', as well as one guy who ruled himself out.

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Armie Hammer Has A Way With The Ladies

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Here’s a fun fact about actor Armie Hammer – His very first credited role was as “Student #2” in Arrested Development.

WHITEWASHING

Armie Hammer says he talked to some Indians and Johnny Depp’s bird hat is totally cool

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It's always tricky casting a white actor to play a famous minority, so when Johnny Depp strapped a bird to his head to play <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/12/video-new-lone-ranger-trailer-2-johnny-depp-armie-hammer" target="_blank">Tonto in</a> The Lone Ranger, those involved had to know they were going to take some heat for it (unless they're complete idiots, and having seen Jerry Bruckheimer's previous movies, the jury's still out).

TRAILER

The New ‘Lone Ranger’ Trailer Looks Pretty Familiar, Too

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Another day, another summer blockbuster trailer, friends.

#TRAILERS

New Lone Ranger trailer actually has some lone ranger in it

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The newest trailer for Jerry Bruckheimer's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/06/lone-ranger-budget-balloons-to-250-million-plus" target="_blank">$250 million-plus</a> Lone Ranger movie is now online (embedded below), and while the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/10/first-trailer-for-lone-ranger-movie-johnny-depp-tonto" target="_blank">first trailer</a> focused almost solely on Johnny Depp's bird-hat Tonto, the new one gives us much more of Lone Ranger Armie Hammer, the only actor WASPy enough to make Johnny Depp look ethnic by comparison.

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“But kemosabe, your hair is a bird.”

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With Jerry Bruckheimer producing, The Lone Ranger is all but guaranteed to be sh*tty, since pretty much all of Jerry Bruckheimer's movies since Don Simpson died are sh*tty (Prince of Persia, anyone.

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'Lone Ranger' First Look: Johnny Depp Is Wearing A Birdhat

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Disney just released the first promo image for its upcoming version of The Lone Ranger (directed by Gore Verbinski, and starring Johnny Depp as Tonto and Armie Hammer as the masked lawman), and after looking at the picture for the past ten minutes, I feel confident in making the following assumptions about the plot of the film: One of the Winklevoss twins got super pissed after the whole Facebook thing went down in The Social Network and left Harvard for the <a href="http://youtu.be/qpiSPoUqL8k">Wild Wild West</a>.

#THIS WEEK IN POSTERS

This Week in Posters, Presented by Newsboy Cat

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I know Newsboy Cat here technically isn't a movie poster, or even movie related, per se, I just thought he'd be more fun to have on the first slide of this post than Will Smith's dumb face in the Men in Black 3 poster.

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This Week in Posters

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THIS WEEK IN POSTERS: This week, we've got STILL MORE DIAGONAL HORIZON LINES, plus Tim and Eric, C-Tates and J-Hill in 21 J-Strizz, and I try to control the homicidal rage I feel towards those Mirror Mirror clowns for missing the best tagline in the history of taglines.

TAGLINES

Armie Hammer’s Mirror Mirror poster redefines missed opportunity

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I took this picture inside a theater lobby in San Francisco.

SAG AWARDS

Armie Hammer photobombs these links

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Armie Hammer, the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/01/more-like-armie-hammered-on-weed-am-i-right" target="_blank">popped-collar pot bandit</a>, photobombs Meryl Streep at the SAG Awards.

WEED

Armie Hammer’s mugshot is the popped collaredest

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People truly underestimate the PR value of a pleasant-looking mugshot.

#TRAILERS

Trailer for that other Snow White movie

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Hollywood's pulling a Dante's Peak/Volcano with us in early 2012 when it releases two Snow White movies within a few months of each other.

TERRY ROSSIO

Depp’s Lone Ranger movie is back on, but without werewolves ;-(

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Back in August, I brought you the news that Disney had dropped plans to make a Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Lone Ranger movie starring Armie Hammer with Johnny Depp as Tonto.

#TRAILERS

J. Edgar DiCaprio needs a “number two man.” (Hee hee!)

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Last night, <a href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/jedgar/" target="_blank">Apple</a> released the new trailer for Clint Eastwood's J.


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