#FLORIDA

A 450-Pound Florida Man Was Arrested For Hiding Drugs In His Fat Rolls

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It's the "Jake and the Fatman" remake you've been waiting for!

STRIPPERS

Some New York City Strippers Are Accused Of Drugging Rich Men For Their Money

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At least four professional strippers have been arrested by the DEA and NYPD for drugging rich clients and running tabs as high as $200,000.

WISCONSIN

Two Preteen Girls Stab Friend 19 Times, Blame Internet Legend Slender Man

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Two 12-year-old girls are being charged as adults in the attempted murder of a classmate, an act they claimed was done for The Slender Man.

roll tide

An Alabama Man Was Arrested On Drug Charges And Responded, ‘Roll Tide’

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Police in Etowah County, Alabama arrested dozens of suspected drug dealers, but one man claimed his innocence with a familiar battle cry.

TOTALLY NOT SPORTS RELATED

A Woman Named Peyton Manning Was Arrested For Cocaine Possession

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An 18-year old Tennessee woman named Peyton Manning offered up the headline of the day when she was arrested on cocaine and pot charges.

NEVER BEEN KISSED REFERENCES

A 31-Year-Old High School Sophomore Was Arrested For Not Being 15

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A woman claiming to be 15 years old was arrested for actually being 31.

police

Oklahoma Offers Us The Dumbest, Most Hilariously Homophobic Meth Arrest Video Of The Year

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Two Oklahoma men were arrested for meth after a traffic stop, and they didn't realize that the dash cam recorded their stupid plan.

TRUE CRIME

Alec Baldwin Arrested For Being Alec Baldwin, Basically

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At this point, it seems impossible for Alec Baldwin to not get into some sort of trouble every few weeks.

#FLORIDA

After His Assault Arrest, Thiago Silva Is Back To Training

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He pulled a gun, had a standoff with police and was arrested in board shorts, but Thiago Silva is back with "infectious energy." Okay ...

#gifs

Beorn From ‘The Hobbit’ Is Going To Jail For Being A Real-Life Cocaine Bear

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Mikael Persbrandt plays shape-shifter Beorn in the last two Hobbit films, and his criminal conviction reminds us of the Cocaine Bear meme.

ST PATRICK'S DAY

A Drunk Woman Visited Her Husband In Jail After A Pub Crawl…Completely Naked

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"She was drunk, completely naked, and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab."

wrath of the titans

See If You Can Guess Why Sam Worthington Was Arrested In NYC Yesterday

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Move over Russell Crowe, there's a new punchy Aussie in Manhattan.

SARAH HYLAND

A ‘Modern Family’ Fan Was Arrested For Inappropriately Groping Sarah Hyland

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Just because someone agrees to an autograph, that does not mean you are entitled to a free grope.

VHS TAPES

A Woman Was Jailed Because She Forgot To Return A VHS Copy Of ‘Monster-In-Law’ Nine Years Ago

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Police in Pickens, SC arrested a woman on a warrant issued 9-years ago for failing to return a VHS copy of 'Monster-In-Law.'

PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN

NYPD Arrests Four At Heroin House Where Philip Seymour Hoffman Allegedly Bought Drugs

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The NYPD has arrested four people at a heroin house where Philip Seymour Hoffman supposedly bought drugs before his death.

#Justin Bieber

You Won’t Believe How Much Money Justin Bieber Is Spending On Weed

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Bieber's been having a stressful month. Luckily he has a ridonkulous amount of ganja to calm down with.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Has Turned Himself In To The Toronto Police Department

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Singer Justin Bieber has been arrested for the second time in a week, as he turned himself in to Toronto Police for an alleged assault from December.

WESTERN HOCKEY LEAGUE

Well Hello, Sports Reporter Who Threatened To Kill Her Minor League Hockey Boyfriend

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Freelance reporter Tieja MacLoughlin was arrested for allegedly threatening to kill her minor league hockey boyfriend for dating another woman.

#BREAKING BAD

You’ll Never Guess What This ‘Breaking Bad’ Contest Winner Was Arrested For

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A Florida man who won a 'Breaking Bad' contest in September was arrested after it was discovered he really, really related to Walter White.


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