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Charles Bronson Smothered Himself In Butter And Attacked 12 Guards Because Arsenal Won The FA Cup

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Tottenham fan and Britain's most notorious prisoner Charles Bronson fought 12 guards because he couldn't stand that Arsenal beat Hull City.

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A Soccer Analyst Called Per Mertesacker ‘The Big F*cking German’ On Live TV

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Sky Germany's Chris Lymberopoulos actually referred to Per Mertesacker by his colorful nickname on live TV this morning.

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A Compendium Of Cool Comics Cosplay: Penultimate Edition!

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Once again it's time for our Friday comics cosplay feature, but with a difference.

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Here’s Why You Should Never Bet Your House On A Soccer Game, Stupid

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A Ugandan soccer fan is now homeless following a bet on an Arsenal vs. Manchester United game. Also, he's got multiple wives. This is pretty weird, guys.

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Today In Facekicking: Laurent Koscielny Gets Rockette-Kicked In The Face

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Arsenal's Laurent Koscielny has won the title of "least fortunate soccer guy of the day" for this clip of him getting straight-up karate struck in the mouth by Fenerbahce's Pierre Webo.

AWESOME VIDEO GREAT JOB!

Arsenal Wishes You A Forced, Awkward Holiday Season

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What you need to know: season's greetings from the Gunners : Wojciech Szczesny, Theo Walcott, Bacary Sagna, Per Mertesacker, Abou Diaby, Emmanuel Frimpong, Sebastien Squillaci, Vito Mannone, Lukasz Fabianski, Ryo Miyaichi and Andre Santos What I don't really know a lot about: soccer.

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

ARSENAL FAN KILLS HIMSELF :(

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So <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenal_F.C.">Arsenal</a> got smashed in its <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWUMUN3cYo">Champions League</a> semifinal match with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_united">Manchester United</a> last night (those names are linked up because this is America and you're under no obligation to know anything about soccer).

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IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S ALL CHROME

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This Mercedes belongs to Arsenal's William Gallas, who's kind of a prick.

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THIS ANDREY ARSHAVIN FELLOW IS ALL RIGHT

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Andrey Arshavin, the Russian star acquired by Arsenal in a £16M transfer -- yes, the same guy who <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=14595" target="_self">designs women's clothes</a> -- has some awesomely <a href="http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/85/england/2009/02/05/1095382/new-arsenal-signing-andrey-arshavin-ban-women-drivers" target="_blank">progressive ideas about gender roles</a>.

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SOCCER STAR DESIGNS WOMEN’S CLOTHES

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Andrey Arshevin, a Russian soccer star newly transferred to Arsenal, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1135595/Arshavin-Dont-tell-new-Arsenal-team-mates-I-design-womens-clothes.html?ITO=1490" target="_blank">has his own clothing line</a> "ranging from dresses to sportswear" in his native country, where it is popular with women.

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VIDEO: SOCCER STAR FABREGAS SET ON FIRE

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Here you see Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas getting set on fire.

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BUT I ALWAYS DRINK PLENTY OF . . . MALK?

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Arsenal forward Eduardo da Silva took a hard tackle to the ankle today in a match against Birmingham.

SLOW DAY

ARSENAL ARE ABOUT GET OWNED

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<a href="http://sportsbybrooks.com/stan-kroenke-planning-billion-dollar-takeover-bid-of-london-soccer-powerhouse-arsenal-12626.php" target="_blank">SPORTSbyBROOKS</a> points out that super-wealthy dude/toupee-wearer Stan Kroenke, who (with the help of marrying into Wal-Mart money) owns the Denver Nuggets, Colorado Avalance, the MLS's Colorado Rapids, and part of the St.

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ABOU DIABY LAYS SOULS TO WASTE

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The best part about writing this blog is that when two of the best teams in the English Premier League play each other, I don't have to do anything time-consuming like watch the game and provide you with <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/soccer/hirshey-too-much-drogba-239637.php" target="_blank">thoughtful commentary</a>.


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