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Charles Bronson Smothered Himself In Butter And Attacked 12 Guards Because Arsenal Won The FA Cup

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Tottenham fan and Britain's most notorious prisoner Charles Bronson fought 12 guards because he couldn't stand that Arsenal beat Hull City.

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A Soccer Analyst Called Per Mertesacker ‘The Big F*cking German’ On Live TV

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Sky Germany's Chris Lymberopoulos actually referred to Per Mertesacker by his colorful nickname on live TV this morning.

ARSENAL

A Compendium Of Cool Comics Cosplay: Penultimate Edition!

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Once again it's time for our Friday comics cosplay feature, but with a difference.

Africa

Here’s Why You Should Never Bet Your House On A Soccer Game, Stupid

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A Ugandan soccer fan is now homeless following a bet on an Arsenal vs. Manchester United game. Also, he's got multiple wives. This is pretty weird, guys.

ARSENAL

Today In Facekicking: Laurent Koscielny Gets Rockette-Kicked In The Face

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Arsenal's Laurent Koscielny has won the title of "least fortunate soccer guy of the day" for this clip of him getting straight-up karate struck in the mouth by Fenerbahce's Pierre Webo.

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Banana-Throwing Arsenal Fan Banned From Emirates For Life

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/130304170551-gareth-bale-banana-single-image-cut.jpg"></a>The banana thrown at Bale is pictured in the bottom center portion of the picture, near the referee’s cleat.

Ajax

Champions League: Has the Rest of Europe Caught Up To The Top Teams?

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Upsets are common in world football but when so many top clubs fall simultaneously, its no fluke.

ARSENAL

Will Mikel Arteta Ever Breakthrough Spain’s National Team?

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As we face another World Cup qualifying break, you'll see top players represent their nation in far out lands while the rest of us impatiently bide our time until league play resumes.

Arsene Wenger

Theo Walcott Wants To Be A Striker & Loves Arsenal…Honest

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You can't talk about Arsenal these days without adding some element of uncertainty.

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EPL’s Big Names Brought Suspense & Controversy To Rivalry Weekend

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Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal and new kids Manchester City names preceded all others in the Premier League this past weekend.

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Javi Garcia Heads A Soccer Ball Really F*cking Well, Stoke Defends Really F*cking Poorly

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There’s nothing more frustrating for soccer fans than watching an opposing team’s player go unmarked on a free kick.

ARSENAL

Robin van Persie Heads A Soccer Ball Really F*cking Well

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Writer's Note: I wrote up <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/08/martin-skrtel-header-against-man-city">Martin Skrtel's sensational header</a> against Manchester City last weekend because it was badass.

ARSENAL

Build Or Bounce Starring Deron Williams & Robin Van Persie

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I think God's making me pay for all the laughs I got from "The Decision.

ARSENAL

Manchester City’s Prodigal Son Carlos Tevez Assists Winning Goal

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Carlos Tevez, the former face of the City franchise and <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/21/carlos-tevez-apology-manchester-city">thorn in the side</a> of manager Roberto Mancini returned from exile, providing the assist to secure the win against surging Chelsea.

Andre Villas-Boas

EPL Wrap-Up: Chelsea Manager Axed, Gunners Over Liverpool, Manchester United Steal One From Spurs

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They say death comes in threes and for Chelsea Football Club it came with a loss to WBA, dropping out of a Champions League spot and the firing of their coach Andre Villas Boas.

Bachary Sagna

Arsenal Comes Back From Two Down To Beat Spurs 5-2

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Arsenal went down two goals early in the first half but came back with not one but five unanswered goals to take down London rivals Tottenham Hotspur, 5-2.

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Champions League: Week One Recap

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The first week of matches in the knockout stage of the UEFA Champions League didn't provide too many surprise results but with top clubs like AC Milan and defending champions FC Barcelona listed on the fixture schedule, great soccer was sure to be seen.

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Arsenal Wishes You A Forced, Awkward Holiday Season

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What you need to know: season's greetings from the Gunners : Wojciech Szczesny, Theo Walcott, Bacary Sagna, Per Mertesacker, Abou Diaby, Emmanuel Frimpong, Sebastien Squillaci, Vito Mannone, Lukasz Fabianski, Ryo Miyaichi and Andre Santos What I don't really know a lot about: soccer.


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