#Selfies

Terrible People Are Taking Selfies In Front Of New York’s East Village Blast Site

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East Village residents call the selfie-takers 'disgusting beyond words.'

american sniper

Meet The Police Chief Who Quoted ‘American Sniper’ In His Non-Apology For A Dead Informant

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And now some A-hole is paraphrasing 'American Sniper' to explain why it's okay that he may have gotten someone killed.

scared cats

Watch This ‘A-Hole Cat’ Literally Scare The Sneezes Out Of Another Cat

Wow, this person was not kidding when they said that their cat is a total 'a**hole.'

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

Saints fans making a run at “worst”

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Saints fans allegedly steal owners' seats and assault him

nofx

The NOFX Fan Who Got Kicked In The Face By Fat Mike Has Apologized For Getting Kicked In The Face

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If you go onstage at a punk show and try to maul a band member, you totally deserve whatever wrath comes down on you.

JEEPS

This Jeep Driver Taught A Corvette Owner A Lesson About Parking Like An A-Hole

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This Jeep driver did what everyone who has ever encountered a double-parker has ever wanted to do.

roger goodell

Roger Goodell Says He Hasn’t Considered Resigning At All, Not One Bit, Not For A Second

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Roger Goodell said a lot of words today, almost all of which confirm him being a stubborn, arrogant a-hole.

AVRIL LAVIGNE

These People Paid $400 To Stand Awkwardly Next To Avril Lavigne Without Touching Her

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Fans at an Avril Lavigne meet and greet were given strict instructions not to hug or touch her in any way, under any circumstances.

#Viral Videos

The Worst Person Ever Giving A Tinder Tutorial Should Hopefully Scare You Away From Using Tinder

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This Tinder "tutorial" demonstrates why you should stay far the hell away from Tinder.

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

A 12-Year Old Girl Can't Play Football Because Boys Get Boners, And Also The Bible

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Maddy Blythe is a 12-year old girl who loves football and attends a Christian private school in Georgia.

RESURRECTION FIGHTING ALLIANCE

My New Favorite MMA Fighter Is My Anus

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Sorry if you were googling "my anus" and found your way here, I'm guessing this isn't what you were looking for.

proposals

Morning Links: Adrien Broner Has Compromised Boxing’s Integrity

Fake wedding proposals should be secret code for, "please break up with me immediately".

TRACK AND FIELD

Mahiedine Mekhissi-Benabbad Is Officially My Least Favorite Athlete

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This colossal dickface wins the 3,000 meter steeplechase gold medal at the European Championships in Helsinki and celebrates by shoving an adorable mascot who happened to be a 14-year old girl.

NHL

This Week In Anger Management Issues: Shoving A Bug For Spraying You With String

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From the video description: After getting sprayed from point-blank range with some silly string, an upset Bruins fan goes after Tampa Bay's mascot and gives him a push.

SOCCER

Great, Now He’s Got Pink Eye

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I had no idea that soccer EMTs having no idea how to operate a stretcher and lifting dudes into their own asses was an epidemic, but apparently it has happened before and Confianca player "Arthur" is its latest victim.

sam odio

The Jonathan's Card Story Takes A Turn For The Terrible

Last week we told you, with happy hearts, about Jonathan's Card, the pay-it-forward-y social experiment of an app developer named Jonathan Stark that allowed people to buy cups of coffee for strangers using the barcode of his Starbucks card.


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