The NOFX Fan Who Got Kicked In The Face By Fat Mike Has Apologized For Getting Kicked In The Face

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If you go onstage at a punk show and try to maul a band member, you totally deserve whatever wrath comes down on you.


This Jeep Driver Taught A Corvette Owner A Lesson About Parking Like An A-Hole

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This Jeep driver did what everyone who has ever encountered a double-parker has ever wanted to do.

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Roger Goodell Says He Hasn’t Considered Resigning At All, Not One Bit, Not For A Second

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Roger Goodell said a lot of words today, almost all of which confirm him being a stubborn, arrogant a-hole.


These People Paid $400 To Stand Awkwardly Next To Avril Lavigne Without Touching Her

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Fans at an Avril Lavigne meet and greet were given strict instructions not to hug or touch her in any way, under any circumstances.

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The Worst Person Ever Giving A Tinder Tutorial Should Hopefully Scare You Away From Using Tinder

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This Tinder "tutorial" demonstrates why you should stay far the hell away from Tinder.


A 12-Year Old Girl Can't Play Football Because Boys Get Boners, And Also The Bible

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Maddy Blythe is a 12-year old girl who loves football and attends a Christian private school in Georgia.


Chris Brown Got Dunked On, And The World Clapped Its Hands

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<a href=""></a>Insert your own tacky Rihanna joke here.


My New Favorite MMA Fighter Is My Anus

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Sorry if you were googling "my anus" and found your way here, I'm guessing this isn't what you were looking for.


Morning Links: Adrien Broner Has Compromised Boxing’s Integrity


Fake wedding proposals should be secret code for, "please break up with me immediately".


Mahiedine Mekhissi-Benabbad Is Officially My Least Favorite Athlete

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This colossal dickface wins the 3,000 meter steeplechase gold medal at the European Championships in Helsinki and celebrates by shoving an adorable mascot who happened to be a 14-year old girl.


This Week In Anger Management Issues: Shoving A Bug For Spraying You With String

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From the video description: After getting sprayed from point-blank range with some silly string, an upset Bruins fan goes after Tampa Bay's mascot and gives him a push.


Great, Now He’s Got Pink Eye

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I had no idea that soccer EMTs having no idea how to operate a stretcher and lifting dudes into their own asses was an epidemic, but apparently <a href=";_ylt=A2KJ3CXXnwRP52oAqkFNbK5_?urn=sow-wp5401">it has happened before</a> and Confianca player "Arthur" is its latest victim.

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The Jonathan's Card Story Takes A Turn For The Terrible


Last week we told you, with happy hearts, about <a href="">Jonathan's Card</a>, the pay-it-forward-y social experiment of an app developer named Jonathan Stark that <a href="">allowed people to buy cups of coffee for strangers using the barcode of his Starbucks card</a>.


Paz Being Paz Again

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Things don't feel quite right in the universe unless "Boardwalk Empire" actress Paz de la Huerta is pissing people off while her breasts desperately try to free themselves from her clothing, and I'm happy to report that everything is totally normal.


You Can’t Write That On FanHouse

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I spent three and a half years writing <a href="">Dugouts</a> for AOL FanHouse, and only a few topics were taboo.


Haynes Her Way

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In a situation that calls for both 1,000 and zero jokes, Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth has been officially charged with misdemeanor sexual abuse for ordering food at a hotel, then paying for it in the grossest possible way.

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Inmate-shaming Arizona sheriff finding new ways to shame inmates


Let's face it, if the state of Arizona was a person, it'd be an assh*le -- that old, loud, inbred, racist uncle whose DNA link to you makes you cringe just thinking about it.

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