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Is Aaron Rodgers An Epic A**hole?

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Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers may have trounced the Atlanta Falcons 48-21 on Saturday, but it’s his pregame behavior that is earning him A**hole of the Week awards from many sites around these here interwebs.

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The Guy With The New LeBron Jersey Speaks Out

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Video is popping up everywhere of the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/07/heat-fan-has-biggest-balls-on-earth">brazen Miami Heat “fan”</a> who wore his brand new LeBron James jersey to Wednesday night’s Cleveland Indians game at Progressive Field.

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JAYSON WILLIAMS GOT CUT OFF

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Hey kiddies, it's time for a riddle.

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MR. MANNERS ATTACKED WITH GOLF CLUB

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You ever hold a door open for someone, and they don't say "thank you".

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SOMEONE MUST STOP ASHTON KUTCHER

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Ashton Kutcher is making a football movie called Traded, a soon-to-be huge piece of shit.

ABC

THE WORST HUMAN BEING IN AMERICA

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I don't watch "Wife Swap" because the title describes something that should be way more sexy than the reality of the show, so I missed the recent episode in which the liberal-elite Stephen Fowler of San Francisco traded his life-coach wife for Gayla Long, a well-meaning Missouri simpleton.

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AWWWWWK-WARRRRRRRRRRRD

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Joaquin Phoenix took his Andy Kaufmanesque "acting and grooming bore me" character to Letterman last night, and poor Dave had to deal with terse, one-word answers and general dickishness throughout the painfully awkward interview.

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PETA WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION

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PETA literally does nothing all day but send crackpot letters to organizations in the hope that some wire service makes a story about it, and one recent letter was crazy enough to garner the attention which PETA so desperately craves.

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THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM IS A HUGE WASTE

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Future home of asshole fans Despite being richer than pharaohs, the Yankees have saddled the city of New York with <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2009/01/13/2009-01-13_yankees_stadium_a_money_pit.html" target="_blank">more than twice as much money</a> as the city agreed to chip in for the new Yankee Stadium.

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MAJOR LEAGUE EXECS MAJOR LEAGUE A-HOLES

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Baseball's winter meetings weren't all about blockbuster trades and big-name free agents.

ADRIAN PETERSON

WAYNE HUIZENGA SEEMS LIKE A COOL GUY

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Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga has spent the better part of the last two decades screwing over whichever Florida sports teams he could get his hands on, but now he's finally ready to minimize his tightfisted mismanagement by selling most of his share of the team to partial owner John Ross.

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F–K THIS GUY

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While I've been directing most of my ire about the Sonics' move to Oklahoma at David Stern and Clay Bennett, Aubrey McClendon (pictured) was the Chesapeake Energy (CHK) CEO/billionaire who was bankrolling the criminal collusion to steal the team from Seattle.

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KIMBO SLICE IS DISAPPOINTING

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Kimbo Slice had the chance to punch "magician" David Blaine in the stomach during Blaine's TV special last night, and this is an obvious bit of fakery.

assholes

HEY OKLAHOMA, YOU SUCK

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Yesterday, the cockholster who moved the Seattle Sonics to the dust bowl unveiled the team's new name, which was leaked six weeks ago, and the team's new logo, which was leaked over the weekend.

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OH YEAH, YANKEE STADIUM IS GREAT

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Yesterday we learned of a single douchey Red Sox fan taking on Yankee Stadium's Stalinistic practice of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=6823">using police to enforce demonstrations of patriotism</a>.

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THE YANKEES ARE FASCISTS, PART 2

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Last year I ranted about what a <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=2836" target="_self">fascist asshole George Steinbrenner is</a> for implementing the "Nobody moves during 'God Bless America' during the seventh-inning stretch" rule at Yankee Stadium.

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SHOCKING NEWS YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE

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Hey, remember when the Chinese gymnasts won Olympic team gold with girls who were obviously under the legal competitive age of 16.

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THE USOC ARE DICKS

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Four members of the U.

ANDY RODDICK

WHAT A BUNCH OF COCKHOGS

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Any fan who's ever made the journey to Yankee Stadium knows one inalienable truth: the entire Yankees organization is annoying, loathsome, and beyond doing anything that involves treating fans as free human beings.

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EMBITTERED OLD CODGER FINALLY SACKED

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Vinegary old fossil Billy Packer, hater of mid-majors and master of being crusty, is <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/626/story/603901.html" target="_blank">being let go by CBS </a>after 34 years of Final Four cantankerousness.


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