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Von Miller’s New Tattoo is Awesome

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/06/von-millers-new-tattoo-is-awesome/vonmiller" rel="attachment wp-att-56438"></a>If football ever comes back, Von Miller will be a Denver Bronco.

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British Tabloids Googling for Arrested Development Screencaps

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British tabloids are "blazing hot" this morning after Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney tweeted the first photo of his hair transplant, because British tabloids spent a month talking about that one lady's wedding hat and get bent out of shape over everything.

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Darryl Talley is Not Taking the Rapture Very Seriously

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A loosely organized Christian movement has spread the word around the globe that Jesus Christ will return to earth on Saturday to gather the faithful into Heaven.

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The Sports World Responds To The Death Of Osama Bin Laden

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In case you haven’t read about it, that Tweet above has Pittsburgh Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall in a little hot water this week.

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Better Than His “Goodbye Forever Kim Kardashian’s Vagina” Tweet

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In a Tweet that might as well have read "going 2 new england brb," Reggie Bush reacted to the Saints trading back into the first round to draft Alabama running back Mark Ingram by going on the Internet, giving up completely and spending the rest of the day Googling "Reggie Bush.

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It is Hard to Tweet for Two Hours

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What's better than reading about soccer on the Internet.

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Kareem Jackson Sure Hates Chickens

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Houston Texans cornerback Kareem Jackson is in some moral hot water this week, as his vacation to the Dominican Republic took a turn for the moronic after he Tweeted pictures of himself at a cockfight.

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Ryan Babel Is Going To Twitter Jail

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On Sunday, Manchester United defeated Liverpool 1-0 in the third round of the FA Cup, and I assume that may have meant something to people who follow soccer.

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God Dropped Steve Johnson’s Pass

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UPDATE: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/29/buffalo-bills-wide-receiver-steve-johnson-blames-god-on-twitter/">Vote in the ASYLUM poll: Would You Want Steve Johnson On Your Team?</a> Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson has been a very pleasant addition to two of my fantasy football rosters this season, but I guess it's worth pointing out that Bills fans are pretty excited to have an actual playmaker receiver on their roster for the first time since some guy named Andre Reed was strapping on his Hall of Fame shoes.

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Tiger Woods Is On Twitter

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It has been, to put it politely, a bizarre year for the greatest golfer ever of our day.

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Martellus Bennett Is A Comedian

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Dallas Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett had some fun with a fake beard on the fourth of July, notably dancing around in front of a video camera and calling himself Osama Bin Laden.


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