FAIL

This Cake Is Funny Because It References My Junk

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The next great porn name was born after this cake was inadvertently delivered for a party for Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox, who I guess is still alive.

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BEES! NOT THE BEES!

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There's almost no news value to this at all, but seeing Mets outfielder Jeff Francoeur going fetal in the presence of a fly ball is just so enjoyably bizarre.

SPORTS

“A Brave New World…”

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I was noticeably absent from the whole MLB preview that the others did.

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BASEBALL IS BACK. DO YOU CARE?

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It was easy to dis on baseball all the time when I was writing exclusively for an NFL blog, but I realize that some of you might actually like baseball and would like to see it get a fair shake in coverage here.

WASHINGTON NATIONALS

TSS 2009 MLB Preview: The National League

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If you're not a fan of baseball, this may not be for you.

MORE MEAT

COW-OWWWW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW

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For Braves fans, it's not enough simply to disparage the conquered, noble Injun peoples by doing tomahawk chops and cliched warrior moans, they needed to bring a giant mechanical cow in on the act.

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ERIN ANDREWS’ SKIRT TRUMPS CANCER

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The matron saint of page views, Erin Andrews (Erin Pageviews.

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BASEBALL IS BORING

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This is what counts for exciting in baseball.

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TEIXEIRA AND IBANEZ CANNOT BE STOPPED

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Today's spotlight is on two hitters who are heating up just as their teams make runs for the playoffs: Atlanta's Mark Teixeria and Raul Ibanez of the Mariners.

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D-BACKS PITCHER IS GOOD AT HITTING

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The Arizona Diamondbacks' pitching mound runneth over.

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BOBBY COX SETS RECORD FOR EJECTIONS

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After seven and a half weeks of quiet muttering in the dugout, Atlanta manager Bobby Cox finally notched his 132nd career ejection, surpassing John McGraw for the all-time record.

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THE TRADE DEADLINE IS TODAY

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So, Major League Baseball's trade deadline is today, and the biggest trade looks to be.

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BRAVES' PITCHER HAS "WASHING INCIDENT"

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Atlanta Brave's relief pitcher Wilfredo Ledezma went home to Venezuela for the All-Star break, and he's still there:In what General Manager John Schuerholz described as a "washing incident," Ledezma apparently left his passport in his pants pocket and tossed it in the washing machine, detaching and damaging his visa.

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REALLY? FOR BRAVES TICKETS?

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Elizabeth King and Charles Center, a couple who divorced in 2002, are in embroiled in a nasty custody battle.

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JOHN SMOLTZ WON HIS 200TH GAME

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Two old guys who were teammates for a decade and a half starting in the Reagan years pitched pretty damn well last night, but only won of them could get the win.

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A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT FOR CHOKING

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Pitching gems and late rallies were the theme in last night's MLB action.


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