Posts Tagged: AUBURN TIGERS

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Auburn Tree Poisoner Speaks, Realizes Entire Life Has Been Stupid

By | 19 Comments

Harvey Updyke, the man accused of poisoning the historic oak trees at Toomer's Corner in Auburn (you know, the trees normal, ecologically-minded people cover in toilet paper to celebrate football victories) has spoken out, saying he expects to go to jail.

AUBURN TIGERS

Blaine Gabbert Sucks Less Than Cam Newton

By | 9 Comments

We're gonna roll out a couple more posts before we head out today, but first I want to address a question in the comments of this Cam Newton post.

AUBURN TIGERS

Some Merry Band Of Idiots Will Draft Cam Newton

By | 6 Comments

Cam Newton is being compared to a lot of quarterbacks in the NFL, and almost none of those are promising.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Everybody Hates The Auburn Tree Killer

By | 3 Comments

So that old dude in Alabama that killed those trees in <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/02/auburn-had-their-tree-attacked">Auburn's famous Toomer's Corner</a>.

AUBURN TIGERS

Auburn Had Their Tree Attacked

By | 9 Comments

We're late to this Toomer's Corner business on the Auburn campus, but that's only because I don't really think of the killing of trees as news.

AUBURN TIGERS

Oh Hey There, Young Gene Chizik

By | 5 Comments

The guys at <a href="http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2011/01/22/gene-chizik-chi-omega-fall-woodster-1983/">Friends Of The Program</a> unearthed this gem of Auburn football coach Gene Chizik at some Greek life event called a "Fall Woodser.

AUBURN TIGERS

Charles Barkley Has A Problem With Tucker Carlson

By | 9 Comments

Last week, Tucker Carlson’s spinning bowtie propelled him back into the news after he said that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick should have been executed for his role in a dog fighting ring.

AUBURN TIGERS

Does Michael Dyer Look Down To You?

By | 21 Comments

One controversial play came out of Auburn's <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/Auburn-beats-Oregon-to-win-BCS-Championship-Game-011011">BCS championship win</a> over Oregon last night, and it was that fourth quarter run from Auburn running back Stephen Dyer.

AUBURN TIGERS

Will We See Another Shootout In The Desert?

By | 8 Comments

Oklahoma and Connecticut <a href="http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recap?gid=201101010024">combined for 68 points</a> in the Fiesta Bowl on New Year's Day.

ARE YOU STUPID?

Oregon Fan Wants to Wifey Up

By | 6 Comments

When Auburn and Oregon meet for the BCS National Championship game Monday night, there will be more on the line than just college football's ultimate prize.

AS SEEN ON TV

This Week In Charles Barkley

By

NBA Hall-Of-Famer and current TNT analyst Charles Barkley has opinions on stuff, and even when he's wrong, he's a fascinating listen.

AUBURN TIGERS

Buzz Bissinger Writes Just Like A Blogger

By | 2 Comments

One of the great human stories of the internet is that of Harry Gerard "Buzz" Bissinger III, who has gone from figuratively defecating on an online writer to literally becoming one.

AUBURN TIGERS

If Cam Newton Doesn’t Win The Heisman, He Could Always Steal It And Chuck It Out The Window If The Cops Show Up

By | 3 Comments

There's a great site out there called Stiff Arm Trophy, and they're projecting that Auburn quarterback Cam Newton will win the Heisman Trophy, which will be handed out for the 76th time this weekend.

AUBURN TIGERS

Cam Newton Can Play…And USC Is Pretty Bent About That

By | 3 Comments

Auburn quarterback Cam Newton is the beneficiary of a bizarre NCAA ruling that would allow him to be eligible to play this Saturday in the SEC Championship game against South Carolina.

AUBURN TIGERS

The Heisman Trophy Should Be A Tiara

By | 3 Comments

The Heisman race in college football is really just a Miss America pageant; its annual recipient doesn't represent the best in the game so much as a guy that managed to keep his nose clean while playing for one of the best teams in the country.

AUBURN TIGERS

Cam Newton Wanted To Get Paid*

By | 9 Comments

*Allegedly Former Mississippi State player and servant to the Queen of England, John Bond, has made allegations that Auburn University quarterback and Heisman Trophy frontrunner Cam “Isaac” Newton expressed interest in transferring to MSU from junior college last year, but Newton was expecting $180,000 for his services, according to another former MSU football player.

AUBURN TIGERS

Gene Chizik, Step To The Head Of The Class

By | 5 Comments

There haven't been many more head-scratching hirings in college football than that of Gene Chizik, and it wasn't just because of the name, which is just one letter short of resembling a horrible draw in "Scrabble.

AUBURN TIGERS

Hoo Boy, That’s Classy

By

Nothing says "I'm a man's man" like getting a tattoo, and as we all know, the most manly spot for a man's tattoo is the lower back.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

SURE, BLAME THE RETARD

By | 15 Comments

On the eve of the 2005 Auburn-Alabama game, semipro cage fighter Joey Barrett Jr yelled "Roll Tide.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

SEC FANS ARE TERRIFYING

By | 33 Comments

I've poked fun at the Great American South in the past, but all that stops today.


Sign Up



Powered by WordPress.com VIP