#2015 X Games

A Guide To The Crazy Types Of People You’ll See At X Games Austin

Now that we're a few days removed from the 2015 Summer X Games, let's take a look back at the people who showed up for the event.

REUNIONS

Watch Garage Rock Legends 13th Floor Elevators Play Their First Show In 47 Years

For the band's cult fanbase, this reunion was an incredibly big moment.

#SXSW 2015

Stay A Little Longer: Willie Nelson’s Odyssey Into Austin And The Birth Of Outlaw Country

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The late 60's found Willie Nelson frustrated by Nashville and hungry for something new. Enter: Austin, Texas and the birth of the outlaw.

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These Austin Landlords Allegedly Demolished A Tenant’s Business For SXSW

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An Austin piƱata store Jumpolin is alleging that their landlords demolished their business without any notice or warning to accommodate parking for a SXSW party in an adjacent building.

#Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey And Jimmy Kimmel Made A Local TV Commercial For A Peculiar Business

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Matthew McConaughey helped Jimmy Kimmel tape a local commercial for a plucky video store that's just alright alright.

#The Daily Show

Here’s The Brilliant ‘Austin’ Intro From Last Night’s ‘The Daily Show’

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'The Daily Show' is in Austin this week and they created the perfect intro to celebrate their arrival.

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Farrah Abraham Is Working In An Austin Strip Club… For Research, You See

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Farrah Abraham is working an Austin strip club, but says she's only "job shadowing."

#Independent Wrestling

Lance Hoyt Threatened To Kill Me. My Response Will Shock You! (It Won’t, I’m Terrified.)

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Last month, former WWE/TNA and current New Japan Pro Wrestling star Lance Hoyt said he'd find me and kill me. I responded. Send help.

TEXAS

President Obama Asked A Texas Man If He Was Gay, Leading To A Priceless Exchange

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President Obama walked into a Texas restaurant and asked the cashier if he was gay. It gets even better and better.

BARACK OBAMA

It Turns Out That Barack Obama Is A Line Cutter — What Else Don’t We Know?

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President Obama made a stop at Austin's famous Franklin Barbecue today and made everyone else in line wait like chumps.

THIS WEEK IN AWWWESOME

Meet Marky Mark, The Squirrel That Comes Running When His Name Is Called

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An Austin man saved a baby squirrel from an electrical fire during SXSW and the two have since formed a delightfully adorable bond.

#movie reviews

‘Love & Air Sex’ Reviewed By A Guy Who Knows Way Too Much About Air Sex

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With Leather reviews 'Love & Air Sex,' a sports movie about the regrets that come with lost love and also people pretending to have sex with dinosaurs.

#Christmas

WWE Raw Open Discussion Thread 12/23/12: The War On Christmas Involves Bodyslamming

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Your open discussion thread for the Christmas edition of WWE Raw, live (on tape) from Austin, Texas. Look for me in the front row in the Indians hat.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

And Now, The Biggest Cheapshot Of The Year Courtesy Of The Texas Longhorns

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Mike Davis of the Texas Longhorns took out an Iowa State Cyclones player with the cheapest shot you'll ever see. Absolutely disgraceful.

#INDEPENDENT WRESTLING

The Best Photos From Inspire Pro Wrestling: Wired For War (Featuring Your Ring Announcer, Me)

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Inspire Pro Wrestling held their second show in Austin, Texas, this weekend, and I was lucky enough to ring announce for them. Look at these crazy pics.

#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Football Gets Pissed On, Drinks Bevo Vomit In Latest Taiwan Animation

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I put that image up top so you'd know I wasn't f**king around with that headline.

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 7/22/13: You’re Gonna Want To See How It Ends

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Pre-show notes: - Likes, tweets, shares on the sites you frequent and so on are greatly appreciated.

#comic con

WWE Raw Open Discussion Thread 7/22/13: The One Where Daniel Bryan Is Weird At Comic-Con

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Hey Bryan, maybe you should've checked out the DC booth and gotten Jill Thompson to draw you.

X GAMES

Central Texas Just Got Radical: Austin Is Getting The X-Games

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Sure, Austin, TX, gets everything -- SXSW, a festival every weekend, an F1 race track out of nowhere and a reputation of not being as cool and weird as we claim that probably belongs to Portland -- so it is with local pride, sports enthusiasm and a sense of being super cool and weird that I tell you Austin's getting the X-Games.

#COMMERCIALS

Austin's KXAN Ruined Hockey For Everyone

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If you were watching Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals from anywhere outside of central Texas, you saw Brent Seabrook score a game-winning goal for the Chicago Blackhawks in sudden death overtime.


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