#PRO WRESTLING

If You Haven’t Heard, I’m Making A Horror Movie, And This Guy’s Going To Be In It

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I've bugged the readers of the Best and Worst of WWE Raw column about this a couple of times now, but "Brandon's dreams are coming true" is big enough news to share on the main page proper, so here we are.

WITH LEATHER SITE NEWS

In Austin For SXSW? Here, Have Two Tickets To The World Premiere Of 'Summer League'

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Anyway, if you're one of the 700,000,000,000 who've descended upon my grand home town of Austin, Texas, for SXSW, I have two points of business for you: 1.

TEXAS

So It’s Come To This: The Air Sex National Championships

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As I mentioned last week, the Air Sex National Championships went down in Austin, TX, on Friday night.

OVERLY ATTACHED DRUNK GIRL

Overly Attached Drunk Girl Kept Austin Weird Over The Weekend

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This twenty-three seconds is EXACTLY how I like to kick off a holiday week. Enjoy.

#PRO WRESTLING

A Weekend Of Sports At Austin’s Fun Fun Fun Fest 2012

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Austin, Texas, has 8-10 festivals every weekend, but this weekend was a big one: the 7th annual Fun Fun Fun Fest, featuring a reunited Run DMC, everyone from Public Image Ltd to X to f**king Kreayshawn and a cannon that shoots tacos.

WITH LEATHER SITE NEWS

‘Summer League’ (AKA That Sports Movie I’m In) Has A Teaser Trailer, Posters

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Back in August, I told you about Summer League, a softball-versus-kickball movie from the folks at Austin-based Greenless Studios.

TORCHY'S TACOS

Behold, The Taco Cannon!

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Attention: taco cannon. That is all.

WITH LEATHER ABROAD

The Air Sex Championships Returned To Austin And Oh God, They Let Me Judge Again

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As an extremely, extremely low-level celebrity in the Austin, Texas, area, I've gotten to participate in a lot of cool things.

TEXAS LONGHORNS

What’s Up, Natalie Portman?

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As if it isn’t already hard enough being a college student, trying desperately to fit in among tens of thousands of peers while coping with the pressures of studying, self-esteem and just general survival away from our parents, it doesn’t help when Michael Fassbender shows up strutting his big ol’ dong around campus.

the black lips

Rooney Mara Jammed With The Black Lips For Terrence Malick’s Next Movie, With Baby Goose Looking On

Baby Goose, Bale, Fassbender, Malick, Mara, AND the Black Lips?!? This is going to be a very good movie.

TEXAS

I Judged An Air Sex Competition Over The Weekend And Oh God, Here’s Proof

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Here's a teaser video of me judging the Air Sex competition at Fantastic Fest in Austin over the weekend.

ROBERT BRANDENBURG

Exclusive: The Poster Art of Mondo's Robert Brandenburg

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Tonight (9/14, at 7:00 pm), the Mondo Gallery in Austin will be exhibiting the artwork of Mondo artists Robert Brandenburg and Craig Drake.

WITH LEATHER SITE NEWS

So Who Wants To Help Raise 2K So A Local Filmmaker Can Buy A Duck Costume?

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I know that sounds weird, but this is sports related and not a weird thing I'm into, I swear.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Apparently My House Has Been Relocated To SEC Country

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What you're looking at (courtesy of Jason Kirk at SBN by way of TexasAgs.com) may be one of the greater moments of trolling in college football history.

THE RANCH

Stay Classy, Austin

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Here we see the latest in Austin, Texas' quest to lose all of its cool points -- shifty rape jokes on its local bar marquees.


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