Posts Tagged: AUSTIN

ANARCHY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING

The Air Sex Championships Returned To Austin And Oh God, They Let Me Judge Again

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As an extremely, extremely low-level celebrity in the Austin, Texas, area, I've gotten to participate in a lot of cool things.

AUSTIN

What’s Up, Natalie Portman?

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As if it isn’t already hard enough being a college student, trying desperately to fit in among tens of thousands of peers while coping with the pressures of studying, self-esteem and just general survival away from our parents, it doesn’t help when Michael Fassbender shows up <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/charlize-theron-says-the-fasspenis-was-a-revelation">strutting his big ol’ dong</a> around campus.

AUSTIN

Rooney Mara Jammed With The Black Lips For Terrence Malick’s Next Movie, With Baby Goose Looking On

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Baby Goose, Bale, Fassbender, Malick, Mara, AND the Black Lips?!? This is going to be a very good movie.

AIR SEX CHAMPIONSHIPS

I Judged An Air Sex Competition Over The Weekend And Oh God, Here’s Proof

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Here's a teaser video of me judging the Air Sex competition at Fantastic Fest in Austin over the weekend.

AUSTIN

Exclusive: The Poster Art of Mondo's Robert Brandenburg

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Tonight (9/14, at 7:00 pm), the Mondo Gallery in Austin will be exhibiting the artwork of Mondo artists Robert Brandenburg and Craig Drake.

AUSTIN

So Who Wants To Help Raise 2K So A Local Filmmaker Can Buy A Duck Costume?

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I know that sounds weird, but this is sports related and not a weird thing I'm into, I swear.

AUSTIN

Apparently My House Has Been Relocated To SEC Country

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What you're looking at (courtesy of Jason Kirk at <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/2012/8/10/3233332/texas-am-sec-country-billboard-austin" target="_blank">SBN</a> by way of <a href="http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=2128924&forum_id=5" target="_blank">TexasAgs.com</a>) may be one of the greater moments of trolling in college football history.

jerry sandusky

Stay Classy, Austin

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Here we see the latest in Austin, Texas' quest to <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/06/austin-lost-a-ton-of-cool-points-for-heckling-dave-chappelle-off-the-stage-last-night/" target="_blank">lose all of its cool points</a> -- shifty rape jokes on its local bar marquees.

AIR SEX CHAMPIONSHIPS

Air Sex World Championship Preliminaries Happened Last Night In Austin

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There are two major perks to living in Austin, Texas, and I'll let you decide which one is better: 1.

ANARCHY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING

With Spandex Episode 1: Rachel Summerlyn

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After something like four months of vague promising, I'm happy to present to you episode one of With Leather's brand new pro wrestling podcast, the appropriately named "With Spandex".

AUSTIN

UPROXX @ SXSW: MOG At The Mohawk 2012 Featuring The Roots, More

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Shocking news flash: The Roots are great at music, and even better at playing it in front of you.

AUSTIN

UPROXX @ SXSW: The Black Belles At Mohawk

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The Black Belles have an awesome viral marketing technique: passing you on the street carrying their equipment, dressed like The Black Belles.

AUSTIN

UPROXX @ SXSW: Ingrid Michaelson At Central Presbyterian Church

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Ingrid Michaelson is, more or less, the most adorable person in the world.

AUSTIN

UPROXX @ SXSW: Bleeding Rainbow At The Iron Bear

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The best part isn't that the band's name is "Bleeding Rainbow" -- it's that they were originally Reading Rainbow and had to change it.

AUSTIN

UPROXX @ SXSW: Horse Feathers And Charlie Mars At Central Presbyterian Church

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If you try to take a photo in a dimly-lit church with a non-professional camera, you've got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

ADAM DEVINE

UPROXX @ SXSW: A House For Lions, Youngblood Hawke And The Workaholics House Party

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Unless you count The Iron Bear, Friday's 'Workaholics' house party in downtown Austin had more "tight butthole" discussion than anywhere else at SXSW per capita.

AUSTIN

Morning Links: Giant Doritos Machine Fest Coverage Is Almost Over

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Seriously, I walked by that thing and suddenly knew how to use tools.

AUSTIN

UPROXX @ SXSW: Skateboarding And Dodgeball At The Nike Fuel Lot

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Burnsy and Danger Guerrero have been holding down the fort while I've been wandering around Austin looking for Mark Henry <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/uproxx-sxsw/">covering the sights and sounds for UPROXX</a> and <a href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2012/03/funny-sexy-and-austin-cosplay-of-the-week-sxsw-screenburn-arcade#page/1">Gamma Squad</a>, but I finally stumbled onto something sports related: the impromptu Nike Fuel Lot in the middle of downtown, wherein you can play sports, watch people take pictures of people playing sports and get a free t-shirt.


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