UPROXX @ SXSW: A House For Lions, Youngblood Hawke And The Workaholics House Party


Unless you count The Iron Bear, Friday's 'Workaholics' house party in downtown Austin had more "tight butthole" discussion than anywhere else at SXSW per capita.

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Morning Links: Giant Doritos Machine Fest Coverage Is Almost Over

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Seriously, I walked by that thing and suddenly knew how to use tools.


UPROXX @ SXSW: Skateboarding And Dodgeball At The Nike Fuel Lot

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Burnsy and Danger Guerrero have been holding down the fort while I've been wandering around Austin looking for Mark Henry <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/uproxx-sxsw/">covering the sights and sounds for UPROXX</a> and <a href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2012/03/funny-sexy-and-austin-cosplay-of-the-week-sxsw-screenburn-arcade#page/1">Gamma Squad</a>, but I finally stumbled onto something sports related: the impromptu Nike Fuel Lot in the middle of downtown, wherein you can play sports, watch people take pictures of people playing sports and get a free t-shirt.


UPROXX @ SXSW: Motion City Soundtrack At Clive Bar

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I like Motion City Soundtrack's music, but not enough to know my cues.

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UPROXX @ SXSW: Fiona Apple At Stubb's

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Or, as she might title it, "When Fiona Apple performs at SXSW, and Andrew Bird performs later, but there are a few people in-between and the photographers are crammed together and in the way, so you leave as soon as she's done," or simply, "Fiona Apple performs.


UPROXX @ SXSW: David Liebe Hart Band At The Jr


The video above is where you know David Liebe Hart from.

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UPROXX @ SXSW: Quiet Company At The Main


In case you were wondering, yes, it is possible to rock the hell out on a trombone.


Funny, Sexy, And Austin Cosplay Of The Week: SXSW ScreenBurn Arcade

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My first endeavor as the official SXSW correspondent for the UPROXX Network (spoiler alert: I'm the only one who lives in Austin) was to take in the festival's ScreenBurn Arcade, the Alienware-sponsored three day expo that has become the hip new place for video game industry announcements, product demos and game tournaments.

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Rapping Christmas Andy Roddick Sets White People Back 100 Years

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And now, the worst thing Andy Roddick has done to white people since bagging Mandy Moore.


The Best And Horrifically Worst Of The 2011 Air Sex World Championships

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(note: This image of Air Sex World Championships host and future pro wrestling manager of the decade Chris Trew hyping up the crowd is the most safe-for-life image I could use from this year's event.


Putting A Face To A Namedrop: Anarchy Championship Wrestling By The Daily Texan

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Part of my job as the author of the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/best-and-worst-of-raw">Best And Worst Of WWE Raw</a> column is finding things to love about pro wrestling, and I've started namedropping <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/anarchy-championship-wrestling">Anarchy Championship Wrestling</a> so much I had to give them their own tag.


Keep Austin Wheeled

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So it looks like the people trying to build a Formula One race track in Austin, Texas, have been taking negotiation tips from the NBA.


Funny, Sexy, And Austin Cosplay Of The Week: The Best And Worst Of Wizard World

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I've been secretly trying to write for Gamma Squad for months, and here's my chance.


The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 10/24 Live From Austin, Texas

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Pre-show live notes: - Before you read this week's Best and Worst of WWE Raw, be sure to read the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/the-best-and-worst-of-wwe-vengeance-2011">Best And Worst Of WWE Vengeance 2011</a>, the pay-per-view event from Sunday night.


The Morning Links Where I Try To Get Tickets


Links Fun Fun Fun Fest In Austin - I'm going to miss out on Public Enemy, Childish Gambino AND Anarchy Championship Wrestling because as a local I didn't spend 200 dollars on tickets 8 months ago.


Pro Wrestling Prom is Still Happening

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A few days ago I reported about a <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/pro-wrestling-prom-is-happening">professional wrestling prom</a> that is going down this weekend in Austin, and how proud I am to be going to the Men's Wearhouse to buy a suit jacket that will probably end up caked in blood.


Morning Links: Now Starting for the New England Patriots, Panama Jack

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(Note: This is the closest I will ever come to writing about horse racing, at least until the next time somebody guns down a horse on the track and I have to type WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHY DO YOU ENJOY THIS.

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