#NOPE

The Internet Is Providing A Second Miracle For A British Skydiver Who Survived A 12,000-Foot Fall

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Friends, family and complete strangers have donated more than $49,000 to 31-year old skydiver Ben Cornick after he fell 12,000 feet and lived.

TRACK AND FIELD

While You Freeze To Death, Here’s Michelle Jenneke Enjoying A Beautiful Australian Summer

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Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke is enjoying a beautiful summer of bikinis and track medals while everybody in the US freezes to death. Seems fair.

WASHING MACHINES

A Naked Australian Man Got Stuck In A Washing Machine During A Dumb Prank

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While getting ready for a shower, a naked Australian man decided to play a prank and ended up stuck in his washing machine.

#Twitter

Watch Out! Australian Sharks Are Now On Twitter And They’re Hungry For Followers!

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I've always wanted to have a shark friend and I think that now Australian sharks are on Twitter, I might have a dream to check off my list.

#THE SIMPSONS

These Cricket Fans Won The Day With Their Cromulent 'Simpsons' Signs

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Two fans stood out in the world record crowd at Australia's Boxing Day cricket match because of their awesome 'Simpsons' signs.

#FROTCAST

Frotcast 183: Shia LaBeouf, Worst of ’13, and The Most Australian Clip Ever

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Matt Lieb, Vince, Burnsy, and Bret talk Shia Labeouf, the Worst of 2013, AND, the most Australian television clip of all time. Enjoy.

#Christmas

An Australian Mayor Is Pissed His City Has The Worst Christmas Tree In The World

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The worst Christmas tree in the world, for only $27,000? What a steal.

The Hobbit

Australian “Medical Study” Challenges New Zealand’s Asinine Hobbit Tie-In Supremacy

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Most asinine Hobbit-themed stuff comes out of New Zealand, but a new "medical study" out of Australia might be the lamest yet.

CONDOMS

Australia Gets All The Good Banned Condom Commercials

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Can't imagine why the condom commercial with two people doing It in a drug store was banned.

#Star Wars

The Full ‘Star Wars Downunder’ Fan Film Is As Silly As We Hoped It Would Be

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'Star Wars Downunder' reimagines 'Star Wars' if Luke Skywalker were Australian. The full fan film is finally here.

#Animals

Snake Takes A Ride On Australian’s Windshield

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An Australian driver discovers a snake on his windshield wipers.

viral video

Would You Like To See A Crazed Aussie Jump Out Of His Car & Headbutt Every Vehicle In Sight? Okay Then!

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A man crashed his car on a busy Perth highway and proceeded to play WWE with oncoming traffic.

#KATE UPTON

BREAKING: Kate Upton Attended The Melbourne Cup, Wore A Stupid Hat

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While Fiorente was busy making history as the winning horse of the 2013 Melbourne Cup, Kate Upton was in attendance, doing something important probably.

#Animals

Kangaroo MMA, For Anyone Who Wants To See A Kangaroo Win A Fight With A Rear Naked Choke

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Kangaroo MMA is our new favorite video of a kangaroo tapping out another kangaroo with a rear naked choke. Not that that's a huge list, but still.

swords

A Drunk Australian Woman Watched ‘Braveheart’ And Attacked Her Neighbors With A Sword

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While it’s not exactly as light-hearted <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/12/video-topless-hookers-re-enact-braveheart-fat-jew" target="_blank">as some topless prostitutes reenacting scenes</a>, a woman on Chevron Island in Australia took Braveheart impressions to a whole new level back in May when she reportedly chased her neighbors around with a sword.

R.I.P.

R.I.P. Swino: The Australian Pig That Drank 18 Beers And Fought A Cow Died In A Car Accident

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Swino -- the Australia feral pig that stole 18 beers from a campsite, drank them all, then got in a fight with a cow -- died in a car accident this weekend.

underwear

Today In Classy MMA News: Somebody Paid $300 For Bec Hyatt’s Used Underwear

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An eBay user paid AU $340 ($318 US) for female MMA fighter 'Rowdy' Bec Hyatt's used weigh-in underwear.

pigs who know how to party

A Rampaging Australian Pig Drank 18 Beers And Got In A Fight With A Cow

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A feral pig raided an Australian campsite, stole 18 beers, drank them, then got in "an altercation" with a cow. Best news story ever.

no thanks

A 19-Foot Crocodile Held A Kayaker Hostage On An Australian Island For Two Weeks

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A New Zealand kayaker was trapped on an Australian island for two weeks with no supplies by a 19-foot crocodile.


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