#PRO WRESTLING

Pro Wrestler Goldberg Is Hosting A Goldberg-Themed NASCAR Podcast (?)

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Would you like a podcast about NASCAR? Would you like a podcast about NASCAR hosted by 1990s pro wrestler Bill Goldberg? No idea.

#MEMES

Take A Moment To Celebrate The Dogecoin Car, The Internet’s Contribution To The Best Sports Weekend Ever

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The Dogecoin car has raced, and the Internet's meme cryptocurrency of choice is now officially auto racing canon. Wow. Much weird.

YOUTUBE COMMENTERS

This Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage: Madison Rising’s Hard Rock National Anthem

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While a lot of people are calling Madison Rising's National Anthem performance in Daytona the worst ever, a lot of YouTube commenters really loved it.

#FOX NEWS

Fox News Incorrectly Reported That Jimmie Johnson Won The Daytona 500 And Then Things Got Really Political

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Fox News wrongly declared Jimmie Johnson the winner of the Daytona 500, and created a massive Facebook flame war after posting an apology.

TONY STEWART

Tony Stewart Thinks Danica Patrick Should Put A Checkered Flag In Richard Petty’s Butt

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While it wouldn't really settle much, Tony Stewart suggested that Danica Patrick beat Richard Petty in a race and 'cram a checkered flag up his butt.'

sexism

Richard Petty Has A Real Hot Take On How Danica Patrick Can Win In NASCAR

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NASCAR legend Richard Petty said that the only way Danica Patrick will ever win a race is by being the only person on the track.

#GOOGLE

Google Isn’t Trying Hard Enough To Remove The Photos From Max Mosley’s Hooker Orgy

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Former FIA president and Formula 1 owner Max Mosley earned a victory in court, as a French judge ordered Google to remove all of his hooker orgy photos.

VOMITING

Who’s Up For A Clip Of A Rally Car Passenger Vomiting Up Blood All Over Himself?

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A rally car passenger started throwing up, then started throwing up blood, and the entire escapade was captured on video. Uh, gross?

WILL POWER

The GoPro Grand Prix, Now With 100% More Dudes Getting Run Over

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A pair of Will Power's pit crew members got hit by Scott Dixon's car during the GoPro Grand Prix at Sonoma. Ouch.

#THE SIMPSONS

And Here It Is… 'The Homer' In Action

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As <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/06/someone-actually-made-the-homer-car-from-the-simpsons" target="_blank">we mentioned on Friday</a>, the racing and design team known as <a href="http://homercar.com/" target="_blank">“Porcubimmer”</a> created its very own model of “The Homer”, the "world's ugliest car".

#THE SIMPSONS

Holy Crap, Someone Actually Made 'The Homer' And Will Race It This Weekend

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Back in January, a Jalopnik reader reached out to the site’s other readers <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/02/bmw-designed-a-custom-car-for-a-4-year-old-boy-because-why-the-hell-not" target="_blank">with a bit of a challenge</a>, as he wanted to see if someone could help design a car that his four-year old son had dreamed up.

Videos

Would You Like To Watch An Attractive Woman Freak Out In A Racecar? Yes You Would

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Stefanie Malouf is an aspiring actress who has appeared in an episode of The Newsroom and that one Bud Light commercial where the 49ers fan comes back to his old apartment to watch a game because he considers it good luck.

SHOOT THE PUCK

Danica Patrick Wants To See Hockey Fights, Is Suddenly Great At Hockey

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Danica Patrick was first woman to start on the pole at the Daytona 500, led a lap and finished in 8th place.

#WWE

Sports On TV: 15 More Great Sports Moments From Saved By The Bell

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The very first show featured in our Sports On TV column was 'Saved By The Bell,' and with good reason.

RICHARD YAW

A Race Car Driver Was Saved From A Fiery Crash By A Man In A Nickelback Shirt

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It was a scary scene for one driver and racing fans during a recent event at the Boone Speedway in Boone, Iowa.

TEXAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY

A Man Shot Himself At The NRA 500, Because Of Course He Did

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It's very difficult to share a news story that starts with, "a man shot himself at the NRA 500," and give it the proper gravity.

youtube

NASCAR Fans Vs. Taiwan Animation, A Battle For The Ages

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Next Media Animation's "Taiwan Animation" of the Daytona crash has all the absurdity and hyperbole you'd expect -- fans being killed and turned into cheering ghosts, all the cars being Toyota Corollas because they don't have a stock car stock animation, NASCAR literally erasing the video from YouTube -- but the best part is easily the fact that nobody at NMA thought, "hey, it's probably a bad idea to ask NASCAR fans what they think of this insulting, wacky parody video made by Asians.

NASCAR

Good News, Good Old Boys: Danica Patrick Is Hitting The Open Market

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Divorce is never cause for celebration, unless it involves Olivia Wilde in a year or so – sorry, Jason Sudeikis, we love you but… it’s an Internet thing – and it pains me to bring more light to the recent news that NASCAR’s first lady of turning left, Danica Patrick, and her husband, that guy who she married, are indeed calling quits after seven years.


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