STILES WHITE

Oujia Board movie just won’t die

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Pretty much anyone in their right mind would think that the idea of a movie based on a board game that's a series of letters where spirits can write you messages is an idiotic idea.

X MEN: FIRST CLASS

The new X-Men posters are a Photoshop disaster

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Just this morning in my post about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/mega-gallery-crazy-movie-posters-from-africa" target="_blank">awesome posters from Africa</a>, I referenced how awful <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/02/new-x-men-posters-hurp-its-a-prequel" target="_blank">the last batch</a> of posters for X-Men: First Class were.

wrath of the titans

Clash of the Titans sequel will be post-converted 3D because F you, audience

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The first (remake of) Clash of the Titans was converted to 3D in post-production in just six weeks to capitalize on the success of Avatar, and pretty much everyone who saw it said it looked horrible.

why god why?

Disney Planning to Shoot Pirates of the Caribbean 5 & 6 Back to Back

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That's right, Disney has plans for two more Pirates of the Caribbean sequels, in addition to the fourth one they're already filming (On Stranger Tides, with Nine director Rob Marshall).

#TRAILERS

Departed writer films Colin Farrell’s ‘Snatch’

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This is the trailer for London Boulevard, the directorial debut of Departed screenwriter William Monahan (who also wrote Body of Lies and Kingdom of Heaven) starring Colin Farrell and Keira Knightley.

WOLVERINE 2

Jackman drops out of ‘Avon Man’, into Wolverine

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Accoring to <a href="http://www.deadline.com/2010/08/no-avon-man-for-hugh-jackman/" target="_blank">Deadline</a>, Hugh Jackman has dropped out of Avon Man.

Robert DeNiro

New poster for Ben & Bobby Make a Paycheck

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You have to see <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/its-all-fun-games-until-robert-deniro-gets-stabbed-in-the-dck" target="_blank">the trailer</a> for this thing.

RIELLE HUNTER

Barf. Aaron Sorkin’s movie about John Edwards’ affair.

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(Edwards delivers a tearful farewell, flanked by his mistress and Autofellatio Walrus) The John Edwards affair story is like a never-ending rabbit hole of sleaze and yuckyness about which you need only know that his mistress changed her name because her father electrocuted horses for insurance money.

JANE HELLER

Benicio Del Toro to star in ‘An Ex to Grind’

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WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER COFFEE CAN FILLED WITH QUEEFS.

LOUIS LETERRIER

Clash of the Titans director says 3D sucks too

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As I <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/clash-of-the-titans-of-course-proves-movie-critics-out-of-touch" target="_blank">reported</a> yesterday, the battle has been waging between elitist film queers and your average Joe Cousinf*cker over whether post-converted 3D as seen in Clash of the Titans is cool or just a poorly-executed scheme to charge more.

Zach Galifianakis

Hangover cast rewarded for letting nuts swing

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Hollywood Execs don't really know sh*t about comedy, which is why they originally wouldn't finance The Hangover, which starred Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms, who were famous only to people who watch comedy.

SOMETHING BORROWED

Kate Hudson to star in ‘jar full of queefs’ and sequel

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When I "Something Borrowed," based on Emily Giffin's debut novel, will be directed by Luke Greenfield ("The Girl Next Door") from a script by Jennie Snyder Urman ("Lipstick Jungle").

LEONARDO DA VINCI AND THE SOLDIERS OF FOREVER

GREENLIT: ‘LEONARDO DA VINCI & THE SOLDIERS OF FOREVER’

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(Tentatively starring Tom Hanks and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/morning-links-with-autofellating-walrus" target="_blank">Autofellatio Walrus</a>) I know this is meant to be a comedy site, but when I say that Warner Bros has bought a treatment for Leonardo Da Vinci and the Soldiers of Forever, I stress that I am not making this up.


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