AUTOS

GENERAL MOTORS: WE’RE NOT LEAVING NASCAR

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The intersection of people that follow both finance news and NASCAR, I'd guess, is comprised entirely of seven businessmen scattered throughout the greater Charlotte area.

SIMULATED FELLATIO

THE ONLY REASON TO GO TO AN AUTO SHOW

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<a href="http://www.break.com/index/hot-dog-trick.html">Hot Dog Trick</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">Funny Videos</a> This is a girl deep throating a hot dog at an auto show.

AUTOS

AS YOUUUUUUUU WIIIIIIIISSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!

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We've long had a love affair with rally races, which is a polite way of saying that they're an excellent source of stupendous crash videos.

AUTOS

NASCAR WAS IN VEGAS

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Carrot Top's most recent set Kyle Bush but the real news -- that is to say, the only thing providing us any entertainment -- was the parade of <a href="http://www.lvrj.com/news/40525842.html" target="_blank">celebrities and has-beens hanging out at Pit Row</a>.

AUTOS

SOCCER COACHES DODGE 8-YEAR-OLD DRIVER

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Two coaches for Toronto FC of the MLS had to jump out of the way when <a href="http://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/story/1219505.html" target="_blank">an 8-year-old driving a van nearly hit them</a>.

AUTO RACING

DANICA PATRICK IS ON A CAR, IN A BIKINI

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Indy racer Danica Patrick is in the Swimsuit Issue for the second consecutive year, and <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009_swimsuit/models/danica-patrick/" target="_blank">this year's spread</a> is way way better than <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=5006" target="_self">last year's</a>.

AUTOS

HAVE $225K CAR, NO LICENSE, WILL TRAVEL

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I didn't know who Carlos Tevez was, even though he plays for arguably the most famous fútbol club in the world.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

HEY, IT’S THE SUPER BOWL, TREAT YOURSELF

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Cardinals running back Edgerrin James, the fading star who will gain 32 yards on 15 carries this Sunday, celebrated Super Bowl week in style: he bought a new Lamborghini for himself (pictured).

AUTOS

GIANTS FANS NEED A RIDE HOME

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No matter how many times you read stories about people's cars burning at stadium parking lots because they parked on top of burning coals, people still go to stadium parking lots and park over burning coals.

AUTOS

CRISTIANO RONALDO IS A GREAT DRIVER

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Manchester United star/prostitute aficionado Cristiano Ronaldo was driving from Manchester Airport when <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2109674.ece" target="_blank">he totaled his $300,000 Ferrari</a>.

AUTOS

DANICA PATRICK DROVE TOO FAST

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Danica Patrick has a January court date in Arizona after she was ticketed for speeding earlier this month.

AUTOS

OH YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS OR WHATEVER

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/jimmie-johnson.jpg"></a>Note to Sprint: yes to corporate bikinis, no to corporate firesuits So.

AUTOS

THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA

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At a rally race in France, this team suffered a setback when their throttle cable snapped, leaving the car stranded on the side of the road.

AUTOS

GYMKHANA > GYMKATA

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This video got uploaded to YouTube three days ago, and it's already been viewed a gazillion times.

Advertising

GET BENT, TOYOTA

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This is related to sports only tangentially, but anyone who has watched a single football game this year has certainly been inundated with, then grown tired of, then enraged by Toyota's "Saved by Zero" commercial.

AUTOS

JETS TAILGATES ARE HOT

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The Cardinals defense and <a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/anquan-boldin-ok-after-getting-koed-by-jets-20144">Anquan Boldin's short-term memory</a> weren't the only things torched in the Meadowlands yesterday.

AUTOS

STEP ASIDE, YOUNG’UN

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Here's Formula 1 driver Kimi Raikkonnen mowing down a toddler while walking outside the track.

ACTION SPORTS

DAVID BECKHAM IS A CHUMP

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Ha ha, look at stupid David Beckham chauffering around his rich sons in their $400,000 Rolls Royce Drophead Coupe.

AUTOS

FUNNY CAR ACTUALLY PRETTY DEPRESSING

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Drag racer Scott Kalitta <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gevRq1Q5ccWq260Xzhxnu7cGVP-wD91EODUG1" target="_blank">was killed in a horrific crash</a> in New Jersey while qualifying for the Lucas Oil NHRA SuperNationals on Saturday.


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