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James Cameron’s ‘Avatar’ Sequels Will Make You Sh*t Yourself A Year Later Than Originally Planned

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'Avatar 2: Return To Planet Catsex' is going to be a little late, and may or may not have that subtitle...

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James Cameron Says His 48 Fps Avatar Sequels Will Make You ‘Sh*t Yourself With Your Mouth Wide Open’

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James Cameron is so rich he no longer remembers what regular people's excitement looks like.

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James Cameron Says ‘Avatar’ Sequel Scripts Will Be Ready In Six Weeks

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James Cameron said in a Reddit AMA on Saturday that the scripts for the three 'Avatar' sequels will be finished in six weeks.

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Zoe Saldana And Sam Worthington Are Returning To Planet Catsex For Three ‘Avatar’ Sequels

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Zoe Saldana And Sam Worthington have signed for three 'Avatar' sequels filming back to back. We took the liberty of photoshopping a poster for them.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger To Attack Planet Catsex In ‘Avatar 2’?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger rumored to be reuniting with director James Cameron to play the villain in 'Avatar 2', a movie title Schwarzenegger can't pronounce.

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PREPARE THE CAT-MONKEYS: James Cameron to shoot three Avatar sequels simultaneously

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If you thought the blue cat-monkeys who ponytail f*ck their pterodactyl horses were through teaching us about living in harmony with nature, you're sorely mistaken.

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James Cameron is bravely pioneering “underwater motion-capture” for Avatar 2

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According to producer Jon Landau, James Cameron plans to use a pioneering new cinematic technique for his Avatar sequels: underwater motion capture.

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James Cameron says Chinese people can live on Pandora too

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James Cameron recently spoke out about the inherent plausibility of Chinese Na'avi on the fictional planet of Pandora in some of his planned Avatar sequels, telling The Hollywood Reporter, "it's logical that there would be Chinese on Pandora.

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NY Times profiles James Cameron’s effect on New Zealand

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In case you didn't know, James Cameron is planning to shoot Avatar 2 and 3 (and possibly 4) in New Zealand.

The Hobbit

Get Ready For Way More Hobbits Per Second

If you thought The Hobbit was going to look just like The Lord of the Rings movies, think again.

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James Cameron signs on for Pocahontas Cat Monkey 2, 3

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If you're James Cameron, how do you top the highest-grossing movie of all time.

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Avatar 2 will be like The Abyss on Pandora

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James Cameron and his life partner, lady wig, recently sat down for an interview with the LA Times in which he discussed, among other things, what Avatar 2 and Avatar 3 might look like.


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