MOVIE RELATED CRIME

Watch This Drunk Dressed As Beetlejuice Wake Up After Passing Out In The Wrong House

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A homeowner confronts a drunk dressed as Beetlejuice who broke in and passed out on his couch.

AWESOME DRUNKS

Watch This Drunk Guy Try So Hard To Get Through A Fence Until A Little Boy Shows Him How It’s Done

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This drunk man trying to get through a fence could be seen as a metaphor for so many problems facing the world today. It's also really fun to watch.

UNCONVENTIONAL CHASE VEHICLES

Pantsless Woman Tried to Flee DUI on a Power Wheels Truck

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A drunk woman crashed her Pontiac Grand Am into the side of a mobile home yesterday before attempting to flee on a tiny, battery-powered Power Wheels truck, all while pantsless.

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Epic Drunk Hall of Fame: Drunk Guy Sings All of Bohemian Rhapsody in Cop Car

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When I posted that story about the guy in the sombrero and boxing glove jumping on a cop car screaming his own name <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/man-in-sombrero-wearing-boxing-glove-jumps-on-cop-car-shouting-his-own-name" target="_blank">yesterday</a>, I had no idea that we'd have another entrant into the epic drunk hall of fame so soon.

SOMBREROS

Latest Entrant Into the Epic Drunk Hall of Fame

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On a day that included a story about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/gary-busey-gets-in-a-fight-over-the-design-of-heaven-best-busey-story-ever" target="_blank">Gary Busey arguing over the production design of heaven</a>, this seemed especially relevant.

THE AMAZING SPIDER MAN

Rhys Ifans involved in a drunken 4 am slap fight

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Aside from being notoriously wiry (I can neither defend nor deny the fact that I will watch The Replacements every damned time it comes on HBO), Rhys Ifans has a bit of a history when it comes to reeking of booze and smacking people around.

#FLORIDA

Drunk Darth Vader gets tazed and pepper sprayed

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A drunk guy wearing a Darth Vader mask was tazed and pepper sprayed by police after he refused to stop laying in the middle of the street yesterday and attacked officers.

INSANE NEWS

Woman literally wipes ass with $30 million painting, celebrates by peeing herself

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It looks like we've already got one solid lock for the FilmDrunk Memorial Drunkard of the Year, 2012 Edition.

Rip Torn

The System Works! No Jail for Rip Torn!

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I've done a lot of stupid things while drunk (which may explain why my job doesn't require pants), but even I've never been so butthoused that I <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/awesome-rip-torn-update-he-thought-the-bank-was-his-house" target="_blank">broke into a bank</a> and passed out there with a pistol in my pocket because I thought I was home.

#COMMERCIALS

Drunken Orson Welles makes Rip Torn look like George Will

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Back in the 70s, Orson Welles used to do commercials for Paul Masson wine.

OSCAR WINNERS

Cuba Gooding Jr. wins the Oscar for being a drunk

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In today's edition of Stars Are Just Like Us, Cuba Gooding gets drunk and rambles incoherently.

NBA

Bruce Willis Likes to Get Drank

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At a recent Hornets/Lakers game, this reporter caught up with perennial man’s man Bruce Willis to ask him about his love for basketball.

Videos

THE RIP TORN/NORMAN MAILER BRAWL EVERYONE SENT ME

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Apparently this clip is pretty famous, but I hadn't seen it before yesterday, when everyone sent it to me in response to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/awesome-rip-torn-update-he-thought-the-bank-was-his-house" target="_blank">Rip Torn's awesome drunken rampage</a>.

OFFICIAL FILMDRUNKARD

WORLD’S DRUNKEST GUY VIDEO GAME REMIX

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This will be the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/drunk-at-convenient-store">third</a> <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/drunk-guy-at-the-store-gets-silent-filmd">version</a> I've posted of the world's drunkest guy, AKA a man in the depths of an ether binge, AKA the official FilmDrunkard video, and even though he's not film related, I think these are considered follow ups at this point.

Nick Nolte

NICK NOLTE’S SON POPPED FOR DUI

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Nick Nolte's son Brawley was arrested in Santa Monica yesterday for DUI and possession of a controlled substance, proving that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when it's drunk off its ass.


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