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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shill Cheesy Bites Pizza In New Pizza Hut Tie-In Ad

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The 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' star in this new Pizza Hut ad because why wouldn't they? It's already a 90-minute cross-branding opportunity.

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Nikki Finke announces Hollywood A-Hole Home Edition for Facebook

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Despite being nearly universally-reviled as shrill, self-righteous, and kunty, lots of people, including myself, rely on Nikki Finke's website for her obnoxious scoops and bitchy insight into industry trends, delivered with her trademark headline, "TOLDJA.

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“It’s ___ meets ___!” The worst of Hollywood Shorthand

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Hollywood Shorthand has been around for a long time ("It's Citizen Kane meets Surf Ninjas with shades of Kangaroo Jack.

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Trailer: Planet of the Apes gets rebooted! Again!

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Tim Burton first remade the 1968 Charlton Heston classic Planet of the Apes back in 2001, to disastrous results.

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New poster for Disney’s “Oxymoron”

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<a href="http://www.latinoreview.com/news/new-secretariat-poster-10993" target="_blank">LatinoReview</a> debuted the the new poster for Disney's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/my-new-favorite-publicity-still" target="_blank">Secretariat</a>, which stars John Malkovich and Diane Lane, though you'd never know it from the poster, which seems to focus more on the Sarah Jessica Parker angle.

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Michael Bay producing Hansel & Gretel 3DEEEZ NUTZ

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Michael Bay and his production company (not <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/michael-bay-has-nards-remaking-monster-squad" target="_blank">the one</a> that makes crappy horror remakes) is set to produce a 3D, FX-driven action film based on Hansel and Gretel.

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Hayden Christensen in ‘The Schma Schminci Schmode’

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I let this story slip under the radar when it broke a few days ago, so thanks to <a href="http://theplaylistnation.blogspot.com/2010/05/hayden-christensen-to-redefine-cinema.html" target="_blank">ThePlaylist</a> for the reminder.

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Men are from Mars, Women from Venus movie better be about aliens

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That's right, Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus is set to become a movie, thanks to Summit, who bought the rights the story, which had previously been in development at Fox 2000.

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3D commercials coming all over your face

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As if it wasn't enough to charge you more for 3D movie tickets, you'll now be subjected to 3D commercials prior to your 3D movies.

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MORE INFO ON THE HUGH JACKMAN ROBOT BOXING MOVIE

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When we first heard Night at the Museum's Shawn Levy was directing a movie about robot boxers starring Hugh Jackman (and this before we saw the trailer for Levy's latest, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/date-night-trailer" target="_blank">Date Night</a>), this quote left us with little doubt it'd be a total train wreck: “In a movie filled with these mechanical warriors, at its core ‘Real Steel’ is an incredibly human story.

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EGREGIOUS MISUSE OF ‘LITERALLY’ OF THE DAY

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<a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118010826.html?categoryid=13&cs=1" target="_blank">Variety</a> reports that Scorpion King director<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0751080/" target="_blank"> Chuck Russell</a> is set to do a $70 million, 3D re-working of Arabian Nights, aka 1,001 Nights.

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SONY TAKES A ‘RISK’ OF BEING RETARDED

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(Meet Retard Pig, Chief of Board Game Property Acquisitions at Sony) Amazing.

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PAUL BLART DIRECTOR DOING SHORT CIRCUIT REMAKE

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A remake of Short Circuit is a really good idea, as you can see from this quote by one of the producers: We’re bringing Number 5 into the 21st Century and taking advantage of the improvements in robotics that are so massive that robots are now performing heart surgeries in hospitals,” Producer David Foster said.

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SETH GREEN MUGGING VIDEO WAS FAKE, STUPID

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When Seth Green's "on-set freakout video" hit the web the other day, I like many others, dismissed it as fake and promptly ignored it.

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LE SIGH

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("I shoot pistol first, ping pong ball rater") The more time you spend writing about movies, the more you wonder if the people who make them ever actually watch them.

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DISNEY + MMA = EPIC FACEPALM

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Holy God do I wish I could take a time machine back to six months ago before every tool in Hollywood had heard of MMA.


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