BACON

There’s Nothing About This Edible Mist Machine That Isn’t Infuriating

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If you've ever wanted to smell cinnamon rolls but not eat cinnamon rolls, check this thing out.

MARYLAND

Bacon Fans Saddened By Lack Of Bacon At Beer, Bacon And Music Festival

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Bacon and beer lovers spent $125 on tickets for a festival only to stand around in lines all day with no bacon or beer.

Alligators

Here’s A Crocodile Wrapped In Bacon And Stuffed With A Roasted Chicken

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Supposedly from Australia, this incredible grilling monstrosity will get every bacon-lover on Earth drooling and/or cowering.

ARSON

A Woman Named Crispi Tried To Set Fire To Her Ex-Lover’s Apartment Using Bacon

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Bacon for arson is a great idea, and an even better band name.

JERSEYS

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs Will Wear Bacon-Themed Uniforms This Season

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As part of their #SmellTheChange campaign, the LeHigh Valley IronPigs unveiled several new uniforms, including one that is adorned with bacon.

2014 winter olympics

Sage Kotsenburg Finally Received His Winter Olympics Bacon Medal On ‘Conan’

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On last night's 'Conan,' gold medal snowboarder Sage Kotsenburg was surprised with the turkey bacon medal that he jokingly wished for.

2014 winter olympics

A Meat Company Made Sage Kotsenburg’s Bacon Medal Dreams Come True

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A meat company in Pennsylvania has made American snowboarder Sage Kotsenburg his very own turkey bacon copy of his gold medal.

BACON

Brain Bleaching Thought Of The Day: Paula Deen Once Had Sex On A Train

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Here are some of the highlights from Gawker's lengthy piece on a $3,000 Paula Deen cruise recently attended by one of their reporters.

BACON

Paula Deen Is Making A Comeback In The Least Surprising Story Of The Day

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Paula Deen is coming back because repercussions only last until you forget about it, y'all

CHEESE

Jon Stewart Tries To Calm The Masses Ahead Of A Potential Super Bowl Without Velveeta And Bacon

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Potential bacon and Velveeta shortages threaten to ruin Super Bowl parties everywhere.

#FOOD

Lollyphile! Is Back With Sriracha And Bacon Flavored Lollipops For The Holidays

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Responsible for some of the most outrageous lollipop flavors imaginable, Lollyphile! has now made a Sriracha and bacon lollipop.

College Basketball

Kansas State Is Giving People Free Bacon To Attend Women’s Basketball Games

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Kansas State's athletic department is offering students free bacon to attend Friday's women's basketball game against Tennessee State.

#FOOD

Stupid New Study: Bacon Lowers The Quality Of Your Sperm

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A new study from a team of researchers at Harvard suggests that processed meats like bacon lower the quality of sperm in men.

CARS

You Can Buy A 2014 Ford Fiesta That Is Wrapped In Bacon, Because Why Wouldn't You?

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When purchasing the 2014 Ford Fiesta, owners can now choose to have their rides wrapped in giant bacon decals.

dessert

The Bacon Weave Choco Taco: Have We Finally Gone Too Far?

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The folks at Dude Food have created a bacon weave shell and combined it with a Choco Taco for the most insane dessert you'll see this year.

News

A Butcher In Seattle Is Selling Marijuana-Infused Bacon, Because This Is America

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A Seattle butcher is selling bacon made with meat from pigs that were fed medical marijuana.

GRANDMAS

105-Year-Old Woman Credits Bacon For Longevity

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How do you live to be 105 years old.

bacon news

Science: Bacon Is Not Good For You

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A new study finds that processed meats like bacon, ham and sausage lead to greater risk of cancer and heart disease. Gee, thanks science!

global bacon shortage

Ron Swanson Finally Addresses The World’s Looming Bacon Shortage

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Ever since word got out that the world is facing bacon shortage I've been waiting to hear from Ron Swanson for his reaction.

BEAT POETRY

Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) Did A Beat Poem About Bacon For Charity Because He’s Awesome

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Nick Offerman (who plays Ron Swanson on 'Parks And Recreation') performed a poem about bacon for College Humor's Malarious fundraiser.


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