SAUSAGE

A Man Named Bacon Allegedly Assaulted Someone For Eating All The Sausage

The only way this headline could get better is if it involved scrapple or porkroll.

BACON

The United Church Of Bacon Is A Belief System That Speaks To Our Deepest Food Desires

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The United Church of Bacon was formed in Las Vegas in 2010. They offer funeral services, baptisms and free weddings to over 4,000 members.

#Food

Bacon-Fried Oreos Are Your New Favorite Dessert

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Bacon Fried Oreos are either your new favorite dessert or a sign of the looming apocalypse

NHL

BACON TROPHY: Reimagining The Stanley Cup Made Entirely Out Of Delicious Pork

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Here's what happens when Canadians who love bacon get way too excited for the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

BACON

Watch This Woman Eat 5 Pounds Of Bacon In Five Minutes

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Competitive eater Molly Schuyler set a world record in bacon eating--and it wasn't even her only record of the weekend.

BACON

Meet The Woman Who Shot A Gun Into A McDonald’s Because She Didn’t Get Any Bacon On Her Burger

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A Michigan woman faces seven years in prison for firing a gun into a McDonalds when her burger didn't have bacon on it.

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Kevin Bacon Is Starring In A New Commercial About Eggs, Naturally

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Kevin Bacon flirts with a married woman in this new celebrity ad campaign brought to you on behalf of the American Egg Board.

BACON

Watch This Guy Capture The American Spirit Of Innovation By Cooking Bacon With An M-16

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Behold, the most American way to cook the most American food: bacon by the heat of a gun.

BACON

Someone Created What Could Be A Real Life ‘Meat Tornado’ With A Bacon ‘Wrap’

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Would you eat a meat-filled burrito that is literally wrapped in meat? We'll show you how to make one!

LITTLE CAESARS

Little Caesars Is Unveiling A Pizza Wrapped With Three And A Half Feet Of Bacon

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Today in culinary abominations, we bring you Little Caesars 'Bacon Wrapped Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza.'

#Viral Videos

Video Has Surfaced Of The Woman Who Threw Raw Bacon At Police Because God Told Her To ‘Feed The Pigs’

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This woman is now undergoing a mental evaluation after entering a police station and throwing raw bacon to "feed the pigs."

BACON

The New Hampshire Lottery Combines Winning Money With That Great Bacon Smell

New Hampshire's new 'I Heart Bacon' scratch-off game gives people who lost a dollar the consolation prize of smelling bacon.

#Parks And Recreation

Ron Swanson Food Moments That Will Make You Embarrassed To Know A Vegetarian

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Ron Swanson's assorted musings about meat can help win the battle meat-eaters and vegetarians.

#Breaking Bad

Walter White’s Favorite Denny’s Is Relocating And Albuquerque Residents Are Not Pleased

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No more somber, bacon-filled birthday celebrations at Walter White's favorite Denny's.

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There’s Nothing About This Edible Mist Machine That Isn’t Infuriating

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If you've ever wanted to smell cinnamon rolls but not eat cinnamon rolls, check this thing out.

MARYLAND

Bacon Fans Saddened By Lack Of Bacon At Beer, Bacon And Music Festival

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Bacon and beer lovers spent $125 on tickets for a festival only to stand around in lines all day with no bacon or beer.

#FOOD

Here’s A Crocodile Wrapped In Bacon And Stuffed With A Roasted Chicken

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Supposedly from Australia, this incredible grilling monstrosity will get every bacon-lover on Earth drooling and/or cowering.

BACON

A Woman Named Crispi Tried To Set Fire To Her Ex-Lover’s Apartment Using Bacon

Bacon for arson is a great idea, and an even better band name.


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