Someone Created What Could Be A Real Life ‘Meat Tornado’ With A Bacon ‘Wrap’

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Would you eat a meat-filled burrito that is literally wrapped in meat? We'll show you how to make one!


Little Caesars Is Unveiling A Pizza Wrapped With Three And A Half Feet Of Bacon

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Today in culinary abominations, we bring you Little Caesars 'Bacon Wrapped Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza.'

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Video Has Surfaced Of The Woman Who Threw Raw Bacon At Police Because God Told Her To ‘Feed The Pigs’

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This woman is now undergoing a mental evaluation after entering a police station and throwing raw bacon to "feed the pigs."


The New Hampshire Lottery Combines Winning Money With That Great Bacon Smell


New Hampshire's new 'I Heart Bacon' scratch-off game gives people who lost a dollar the consolation prize of smelling bacon.

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Ron Swanson Food Moments That Will Make You Embarrassed To Know A Vegetarian

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Ron Swanson's assorted musings about meat can help win the battle meat-eaters and vegetarians.

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Walter White’s Favorite Denny’s Is Relocating And Albuquerque Residents Are Not Pleased

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No more somber, bacon-filled birthday celebrations at Walter White's favorite Denny's.


There’s Nothing About This Edible Mist Machine That Isn’t Infuriating

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If you've ever wanted to smell cinnamon rolls but not eat cinnamon rolls, check this thing out.


Bacon Fans Saddened By Lack Of Bacon At Beer, Bacon And Music Festival

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Bacon and beer lovers spent $125 on tickets for a festival only to stand around in lines all day with no bacon or beer.


Here’s A Crocodile Wrapped In Bacon And Stuffed With A Roasted Chicken

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Supposedly from Australia, this incredible grilling monstrosity will get every bacon-lover on Earth drooling and/or cowering.


A Woman Named Crispi Tried To Set Fire To Her Ex-Lover’s Apartment Using Bacon


Bacon for arson is a great idea, and an even better band name.

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The Lehigh Valley IronPigs Will Wear Bacon-Themed Uniforms This Season

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As part of their #SmellTheChange campaign, the LeHigh Valley IronPigs unveiled several new uniforms, including one that is adorned with bacon.


Sage Kotsenburg Finally Received His Winter Olympics Bacon Medal On ‘Conan’


On last night's 'Conan,' gold medal snowboarder Sage Kotsenburg was surprised with the turkey bacon medal that he jokingly wished for.


A Meat Company Made Sage Kotsenburg’s Bacon Medal Dreams Come True


A meat company in Pennsylvania has made American snowboarder Sage Kotsenburg his very own turkey bacon copy of his gold medal.

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Brain Bleaching Thought Of The Day: Paula Deen Once Had Sex On A Train

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Here are some of the highlights from Gawker's lengthy piece on a $3,000 Paula Deen cruise recently attended by one of their reporters.

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Paula Deen Is Making A Comeback In The Least Surprising Story Of The Day

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Paula Deen is coming back because repercussions only last until you forget about it, y'all


Jon Stewart Tries To Calm The Masses Ahead Of A Potential Super Bowl Without Velveeta And Bacon

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Potential bacon and Velveeta shortages threaten to ruin Super Bowl parties everywhere.


Lollyphile! Is Back With Sriracha And Bacon Flavored Lollipops For The Holidays


Responsible for some of the most outrageous lollipop flavors imaginable, Lollyphile! has now made a Sriracha and bacon lollipop.


Kansas State Is Giving People Free Bacon To Attend Women’s Basketball Games


Kansas State's athletic department is offering students free bacon to attend Friday's women's basketball game against Tennessee State.

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