Sage Kotsenburg Finally Received His Winter Olympics Bacon Medal On ‘Conan’

On last night's 'Conan,' gold medal snowboarder Sage Kotsenburg was surprised with the turkey bacon medal that he jokingly wished for.


A Meat Company Made Sage Kotsenburg’s Bacon Medal Dreams Come True

A meat company in Pennsylvania has made American snowboarder Sage Kotsenburg his very own turkey bacon copy of his gold medal.

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Brain Bleaching Thought Of The Day: Paula Deen Once Had Sex On A Train


Here are some of the highlights from Gawker's lengthy piece on a $3,000 Paula Deen cruise recently attended by one of their reporters.

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Paula Deen Is Making A Comeback In The Least Surprising Story Of The Day


Paula Deen is coming back because repercussions only last until you forget about it, y'all

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Super Bowl Foodball Recipe: Chicken Fried Bacon Two Ways With Sausage Gravy


A little more than a week from now and it's nothing but stale popcorn and basketball games; sunflower seeds, salads and baseball; hockey and arena nachos that never give you enough cheese. May as well get a slab of bacon, slice it, fry it, dip it in sausage gravy and eat it while the final rays of football's shining light falls upon our faces.


Jon Stewart Tries To Calm The Masses Ahead Of A Potential Super Bowl Without Velveeta And Bacon


Potential bacon and Velveeta shortages threaten to ruin Super Bowl parties everywhere.

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Foodball: Toasted BLT Bread


It's the last weekend before the New Year diets kick in, so why not spend this last rivalry-filled Sunday of the regular season with as much bacon, cheese and carbs you can possibly eat. Our nerves are going to need them all.


Lollyphile! Is Back With Sriracha And Bacon Flavored Lollipops For The Holidays

Responsible for some of the most outrageous lollipop flavors imaginable, Lollyphile! has now made a Sriracha and bacon lollipop.


Kansas State Is Giving People Free Bacon To Attend Women’s Basketball Games

Kansas State's athletic department is offering students free bacon to attend Friday's women's basketball game against Tennessee State.


Stupid New Study: Bacon Lowers The Quality Of Your Sperm


A new study from a team of researchers at Harvard suggests that processed meats like bacon lower the quality of sperm in men.


You Can Buy A 2014 Ford Fiesta That Is Wrapped In Bacon, Because Why Wouldn't You?


When purchasing the 2014 Ford Fiesta, owners can now choose to have their rides wrapped in giant bacon decals.


The Bacon Weave Choco Taco: Have We Finally Gone Too Far?


The folks at Dude Food have created a bacon weave shell and combined it with a Choco Taco for the most insane dessert you'll see this year.


A Butcher In Seattle Is Selling Marijuana-Infused Bacon, Because This Is America


A Seattle butcher is selling bacon made with meat from pigs that were fed medical marijuana.


Stop The Presses! Bacon Hot Dogs Are Coming To A Store Near You!


We would like to take a quick break from our regularly scheduled postings to bring attention to Oscar Mayer's newest creation: Bacon Dogs.


105-Year-Old Woman Credits Bacon For Longevity

How do you live to be 105 years old.

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Science: Bacon Is Not Good For You


A new study finds that processed meats like bacon, ham and sausage lead to greater risk of cancer and heart disease. Gee, thanks science!


Ron Swanson Finally Addresses The World’s Looming Bacon Shortage

Ever since word got out that the world is facing bacon shortage I've been waiting to hear from Ron Swanson for his reaction.

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Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) Did A Beat Poem About Bacon For Charity Because He’s Awesome

Nick Offerman (who plays Ron Swanson on 'Parks And Recreation') performed a poem about bacon for College Humor's Malarious fundraiser.


Chinese Pizza

The manly food maestros at EpicMealTime demonstrate how to properly pile Chinese food -- lots of it -- onto their custom dough.

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