This Kid Eating Bacon For The First Time Is All Of Us

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A Hungry Polar Bear Breaks Into A Nature Film Crew’s Cabin And Eats All Of The Bacon

This Mini Pig Is Having The Most Fun Ever Playing In A Pile Of Leaves

World Health Organization Says We Can All Chill On The ‘Bacon Equals Smoking’ Thing

The World Health Organization Just Categorized Bacon As Cancer-Causing

Forever In Dessert Denial, Pop Tarts Announces New Flavors Including Maple Bacon

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INTERNATIONAL BACON DAY: Who Cares If It’s Cliché? Bacon Is The F*cking Best!

New Emojis Are (Hopefully) Coming Soon, Including The Internet’s Beloved Bacon

Watch As Proud Texan Ted Cruz Cooks His Bacon With A Machine Gun

This Man Called The Police Because His Girlfriend Let A Cat Eat His Bacon

Kevin Bacon Turns Out To Be The Worst Beach Boy On ‘The Tonight Show’

Bacon-Flavored Seaweed Now Exists Because Dreams Do Come True

An Amtrak Train Just Slammed Into A Truck Carrying Over 30,000 Pounds Of Bacon

A Man Named Bacon Allegedly Assaulted Someone For Eating All The Sausage

The United Church Of Bacon Is A Belief System That Speaks To Our Deepest Food Desires