#JON STEWART

Jon Stewart Tries To Calm The Masses Ahead Of A Potential Super Bowl Without Velveeta And Bacon

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Potential bacon and Velveeta shortages threaten to ruin Super Bowl parties everywhere.

#FOOD

Lollyphile! Is Back With Sriracha And Bacon Flavored Lollipops For The Holidays

Responsible for some of the most outrageous lollipop flavors imaginable, Lollyphile! has now made a Sriracha and bacon lollipop.

WOMENS BASKETBALL

Kansas State Is Giving People Free Bacon To Attend Women’s Basketball Games

Kansas State's athletic department is offering students free bacon to attend Friday's women's basketball game against Tennessee State.

#FOOD

Stupid New Study: Bacon Lowers The Quality Of Your Sperm

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A new study from a team of researchers at Harvard suggests that processed meats like bacon lower the quality of sperm in men.

WTF

You Can Buy A 2014 Ford Fiesta That Is Wrapped In Bacon, Because Why Wouldn't You?

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When purchasing the 2014 Ford Fiesta, owners can now choose to have their rides wrapped in giant bacon decals.

#FOOD

The Bacon Weave Choco Taco: Have We Finally Gone Too Far?

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The folks at Dude Food have created a bacon weave shell and combined it with a Choco Taco for the most insane dessert you'll see this year.

News

A Butcher In Seattle Is Selling Marijuana-Infused Bacon, Because This Is America

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A Seattle butcher is selling bacon made with meat from pigs that were fed medical marijuana.

Spotlight

Stop The Presses! Bacon Hot Dogs Are Coming To A Store Near You!

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We would like to take a quick break from our regularly scheduled postings to bring attention to Oscar Mayer's newest creation: Bacon Dogs.

News

105-Year-Old Woman Credits Bacon For Longevity

How do you live to be 105 years old.

fuck you science

Science: Bacon Is Not Good For You

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A new study finds that processed meats like bacon, ham and sausage lead to greater risk of cancer and heart disease. Gee, thanks science!

RON SWANSON

Ron Swanson Finally Addresses The World’s Looming Bacon Shortage

Ever since word got out that the world is facing bacon shortage I've been waiting to hear from Ron Swanson for his reaction.

#nick offerman

Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) Did A Beat Poem About Bacon For Charity Because He’s Awesome

Nick Offerman (who plays Ron Swanson on 'Parks And Recreation') performed a poem about bacon for College Humor's Malarious fundraiser.

#FOOD

Chinese Pizza

The manly food maestros at EpicMealTime demonstrate how to properly pile Chinese food -- lots of it -- onto their custom dough.

SMOKE BREAK

Our Country’s Latest, Greatest Achievement: Slater’s 50/50’s “‘Merica Burger”

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Just because July 4 has come and gone again doesn’t mean that America’s done giving the rest of the world its fat, sausage-rolled middle finger.

SMOKE BREAK

Burger King Brings A New Way To Eat Bacon

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Burger King is expanding its summer arsenal in a rather interesting way.

#PARKS AND RECREATION

NBC To Put More 'Parks And Recreation' Online

Don't you wish there was more Parks and Recreation for us to consume.

JAPAN

A Man Dares To Dream, Orders Burger With 1050 Bacon Strips From Burger King

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For as long as I can remember, Burger King's been encouraging customers to "have it your way.

Reality TV

A Bacon Reality Show?????????????

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Let's go straight to the blockquote.

WALTER BELENKY

Nosebleed? Jam Some Bacon Up Your Nose.

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