TATTOOS

This Man Is Going Places

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This is Chris Hamilton of Union Grove, Wisconsin (a little north of the Illinois border, near the famous <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/romkey/52735862/" target="_blank">Bong Recreation Area</a>).

SESAME STREET

Cookie Monster as ‘SNL’ Host Is a Terrible Idea

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So, this is a real thing: there's Weekend Update, musical guests ("Cookie Gaga"), and established skits (Macarooner instead of MacGruber).

#Facebook

Facebook Stalking Actually Works

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<a href="http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/about-last-night/2010/06/chicago-fire-player-marries-playboy-model-after-dating-seven-weeks.html">--via Chicago Tribune</a> Soccer players have been notorious for having some of the hottest WAGs in the world, but they usually don't need help from Facebook.

tim tebow

Tim Tebow At Fullback?!?! Jesus…

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If you are one of the millions of sane, rational people that Denver Broncos rookie Tim Tebow will be a terrible NFL quarterback, then you're gonna love this: one columnist is already trumpeting Tebow as the solution to the Denver Broncos' red zone woes.

VILLANOVA WILDCATS

‘NOVA COACH: EXPAND NCAAS TO 96 TEAMS

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The worst idea in college basketball still hasn't died.

TENNIS

BAD TENNIS OUTFIT…IDEA…JEANS

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After va to see whether or not Venus Williams <a HREF="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/01/venus-williams-australian-open-underwear-commando-junk-in-the-trunk">was actually wearing underwear during the Australian Open</a>, Hotties in Cleats took it upon themselves to check out a retrospective of horrible ensembles to ever disgrace the sport.

ISIAH THOMAS

ISIAH HAS ANOTHER TEAM TO RUIN

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UPDATE: <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=4070376&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines">ESPN</a> is reporting that Thomas will work next season for free.

HUSTLER TV

BAD IDEA JEANS: HUSTLER TV GOING HD

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Man, did you see that fox in Hustler.

STORIES YOU SHOULD HAVE READ YESTERDAY BUT DIDN'T BECAUSE DREW PACKED IT IN EARLY

JOHN DALY IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD

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In an absolutely shocking development, John Daly, America's golfingest alcoholic, spent a day in the drunk tank after passing out in a North Carolina Hooters.

OUCH MY ENTIRE BODY

LANCE ARMSTRONG IS UNRETIRED

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Apparently tired of jet-setting around and nailing whichever hot young Hollyood tail is presented to him (like Jake Gyllenhaal or Matthew McConaughey), Lance Armstrong <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/cycling/news/story?id=3578935">will return to cycling for the 2009 Tour de France</a>.

SOCCER

F-MINUS

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This elaborate unveiling of soccer uniforms (fine, fine: kits) comes to us from Bayern Munich, aka Bayern München, aka The Adventures of Bayern Munchausen.

NFL

CARSON PALMER IS DIPLOMATIC

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Quarterback Carson Palmer -- one of three or four Bengals to not get arrested over the last two years -- went on a radio show in LA, and the Orange County native and USC alumnus awesomely talked shit about <a href="http://www.cavsboard.com/blog/2008/07/18/carson-palmer-hates-ohio-state/" target="_blank">how retarded Ohio State fans are</a>.

OLYMPICS

NBC IS INSANE

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If you're one of the people who realizes that some aspect of the Beijing Olympics <a href="../post.phtml?pk=6297">will go disastrously wrong</a>, good news: the apocalypse will be televised.

ESPN

ESPN IS CREEPY

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ESPN conducted a direct marketing campaign in Asia in which they shipped out giant eyeballs in boxes (full image <a href="http://www.scaryideas.com/print/7822/" target="_blank">here</a>).

MLB

BASEBALL CARDS ARE GETTING WEIRDER

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Upper Deck, in a futile effort to make baseball cards interesting and relevant again, has produced a new line of cards SO rare, SO valuable that your mind will be unable to fathom the creativity that led to this: cards of deceased players and historical figures featuring a piece of that person's hair.

NBA

DESHAWN STEVENSON IS SMART

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Wizards loudmouth DeShawn Stevenson -- he of the "I can't feel my face" gesture when his team is losing by 15 -- was obviously unhappy with merely calling LeBron James overrated and playing defense with flagrant fouls against the best player in the Eastern Conference (also known as the "Rape-a-Bron" tactic).

SEAN AVERY

SEAN AVERY GOT A SUMMER INTERNSHIP

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I tried to avoid this story because it's an obvious ploy for attention and -- even worse -- it's about hockey, but here it is: New York Rangers bad boy Sean Avery will <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=4704620&page=1" target="_blank">serve as an unpaid intern at Vogue magazine</a> this summer, meaning that he's moving from one dying industry right into another.

NFL

UM, IS THAT TERRELL OWENS? – UPDATE

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Cowboys All-Pro wide receiver Terrell Owens makes a chance appearance (thumbnail below) in this very, VERY NSFW (not safe for work, in case you're new) </a>.


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