FARTS

A Man Tried To Vacuum His Own Farts And Paid For It With His Sphincter

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Vacuuming your farts is a terrible idea. Here's a story to prove it.f

nick cannon

NBC Is Bringing Back ‘Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous’ With Nick Cannon

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Because working class people want to see how the wealthy live, NBC is bringing back 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' with Nick Cannon.

PRANKS

Watch These People Freak Out Over This Gruesome Chainsaw Massacre Prank

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This video might leave a few details out, but the actual prank is effective and frightening.

SAY ANYTHING

NBC Wants To Turn ‘Say Anything…’ Into A Sitcom And Cameron Crowe Is Pissed

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NBC's 80s revival continues with Cameron Crowe's 'Say Anything...' becoming a sitcom that has broken up Lloyd and Diane.

BAD IDEAS

Oh Jesus: Sony Is Bidding On A ‘Robin Hood Universe’ In ‘The Style Of The Avengers And Fast Furious’

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Guess what! That royalty-free thing you almost forgot about is being repacked as the stuff you like! You lucky so-and-so!

TERMINATOR

‘The Terminator’ Is Going To Be Terminating For At Least Two More Sequels

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'Terminator: Genisys' is already set up to become a trilogy with more sequels scheduled for 2017 and 2018.

backyard wrestling

Here’s A Canadian Destroyer Off A Roof Through Four Tables, Because Backyard Wrestling Is The Worst

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Backyard wrestling is the worst. To illustrate, here's two guys doing a Canadian Destroyer through four tables from the roof of a shack.

HUNGER GAMES

Lionsgate Close to Launching a ‘Hunger Games’ Theme Park, Since Child Murder = Family Fun

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Lionsgate has big plans to open a Hunger Games theme park, because nothing says "screaming laughter" like "dying children."

#Ferguson

A CNN Anchor Actually Suggested Police Use Water Cannons On Protesters In Ferguson

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CNN anchor Rosemary Church actually suggested the largely white police in Ferguson use water cannons to control mostly black protesters.

BAD IDEAS

TNA Impact Wrestling, A Promotion Full Of Great Ideas, Is Sponsoring A ‘Physically Attack Your Boss’ Day

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TNA Impact Wrestling is sponsoring #TossTheBoss, a day dedicated to explaining why your boss deserves to be hurt in real life. GOOD CALL TNA

The Internet

Surely, Facial Recognition In Porn Will Not Go Horribly Wrong

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A new website uses facial recognition to find female porn stars. Or ones who look like females you know, because that's not creepy.

#Comics

Marvel Will Announce Its Latest Title On… ‘The View?’ (UPDATE: They Debuted A Female Thor Book)

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'The View' is not exactly a hotbed of intelligent comics analysis. And yet, Marvel's launching a new book there anyway!

#video games

Sega’s Next Yakuza Game Will Feature ‘Sexy Videos’ From Cam Girls

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Sega thinks we play Yakuza games for the boobies, apparently.

TIM HORTONS

A Canadian Man Found A Newborn Moose And Took It To A Tim Hortons

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While driving home, a Canadian man spotted a newborn moose and had no choice but to take it home for the night.

i see this ending in fire

Entelo Diversity Will Try To Institute Affirmative Action In Workplace Using Social Media Data

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Entelo Diversity claims it can automate finding those non-white applicants. Yeah. Good luck with that.

JOHN DALY

Some Lady Let John Daly Hit A Golf Ball Out Of Her Mouth

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John Daly, he of Spongebob pants and Hooters parking lots, hit a ball out of a lady's mouth. Surprisingly, she lived to tell about it.

FBI

Surely Nothing Will Go Wrong With The FBI’s Facial Recognition Database

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The FBI will have a facial recognition database up this summer. Surely nothing will go wrong!

#Facebook

Don’t Want To Lose Your Job As A Driver? Don’t Post A Video On Facebook Bragging About Chasing An Ambulance.

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A 22-year old driver in England was fired after his boss saw a video of him on Facebook bragging about chasing an ambulance through traffic.

#Twitter

Why Turkey's Politicians Are Trying To Ban Twitter: An Explainer

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Twitter is now banned in Turkey. Here's why, and why it won't work.

#Facebook

Is Facebook On The Verge Of Accidentally Committing Suicide?

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Facebook thinks it's far more indispensable than it actually is. Well, it was fun while it lasted.


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