backyard wrestling

Here’s A Canadian Destroyer Off A Roof Through Four Tables, Because Backyard Wrestling Is The Worst

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Backyard wrestling is the worst. To illustrate, here's two guys doing a Canadian Destroyer through four tables from the roof of a shack.

HUNGER GAMES

Lionsgate Close to Launching a ‘Hunger Games’ Theme Park, Since Child Murder = Family Fun

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Lionsgate has big plans to open a Hunger Games theme park, because nothing says "screaming laughter" like "dying children."

#Ferguson

A CNN Anchor Actually Suggested Police Use Water Cannons On Protesters In Ferguson

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CNN anchor Rosemary Church actually suggested the largely white police in Ferguson use water cannons to control mostly black protesters.

BAD IDEAS

TNA Impact Wrestling, A Promotion Full Of Great Ideas, Is Sponsoring A ‘Physically Attack Your Boss’ Day

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TNA Impact Wrestling is sponsoring #TossTheBoss, a day dedicated to explaining why your boss deserves to be hurt in real life. GOOD CALL TNA

The Internet

Surely, Facial Recognition In Porn Will Not Go Horribly Wrong

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A new website uses facial recognition to find female porn stars. Or ones who look like females you know, because that's not creepy.

#Comics

Marvel Will Announce Its Latest Title On… ‘The View?’ (UPDATE: They Debuted A Female Thor Book)

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'The View' is not exactly a hotbed of intelligent comics analysis. And yet, Marvel's launching a new book there anyway!

#video games

Sega’s Next Yakuza Game Will Feature ‘Sexy Videos’ From Cam Girls

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Sega thinks we play Yakuza games for the boobies, apparently.

TIM HORTONS

A Canadian Man Found A Newborn Moose And Took It To A Tim Hortons

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While driving home, a Canadian man spotted a newborn moose and had no choice but to take it home for the night.

i see this ending in fire

Entelo Diversity Will Try To Institute Affirmative Action In Workplace Using Social Media Data

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Entelo Diversity claims it can automate finding those non-white applicants. Yeah. Good luck with that.

JOHN DALY

Some Lady Let John Daly Hit A Golf Ball Out Of Her Mouth

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John Daly, he of Spongebob pants and Hooters parking lots, hit a ball out of a lady's mouth. Surprisingly, she lived to tell about it.

FBI

Surely Nothing Will Go Wrong With The FBI’s Facial Recognition Database

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The FBI will have a facial recognition database up this summer. Surely nothing will go wrong!

#Facebook

Don’t Want To Lose Your Job As A Driver? Don’t Post A Video On Facebook Bragging About Chasing An Ambulance.

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A 22-year old driver in England was fired after his boss saw a video of him on Facebook bragging about chasing an ambulance through traffic.

#Twitter

Why Turkey's Politicians Are Trying To Ban Twitter: An Explainer

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Twitter is now banned in Turkey. Here's why, and why it won't work.

#Facebook

Is Facebook On The Verge Of Accidentally Committing Suicide?

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Facebook thinks it's far more indispensable than it actually is. Well, it was fun while it lasted.

#Comics

Remember That Time The X-Men Teamed Up With Leprechauns?

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In honor of St. Patrick's Day, we revisit the single most ill-conceived arc of X-Men comics ever written.

#PRO WRESTLING

WWE’s Original Idea For The Shield Involved Goofy Props And Was The Worst

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The original idea for The Shield, WWE's coolest team of bad-asses, involved shields. No, I'm not kidding. Here's Roman Reigns with more information ...

#AMAZON

Amazon's Rumored Music Streaming Service Sounds Amusingly Terrible

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Amazon wants to get into the streaming music game... with the worst conceivable service.

#Facebook

The Non-Techie’s Guide To Facebook’s $19 Billion Purchase Of WhatsApp

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Facebook bought WhatsApp for an enormous amount of money... and that's a bad idea for more reasons than you might think.

uh oh

Why The Comcast/Time Warner Merger Is Bad News For Cable

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Comcast and Time Warner are planning on merging... but instead of saving cable, it might just be the straw that breaks the camel's back.


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