JOHN DALY

Some Lady Let John Daly Hit A Golf Ball Out Of Her Mouth

John Daly, he of Spongebob pants and Hooters parking lots, hit a ball out of a lady's mouth. Surprisingly, she lived to tell about it.

FBI

Surely Nothing Will Go Wrong With The FBI’s Facial Recognition Database

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The FBI will have a facial recognition database up this summer. Surely nothing will go wrong!

#Facebook

Don’t Want To Lose Your Job As A Driver? Don’t Post A Video On Facebook Bragging About Chasing An Ambulance.

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A 22-year old driver in England was fired after his boss saw a video of him on Facebook bragging about chasing an ambulance through traffic.

#Twitter

Why Turkey's Politicians Are Trying To Ban Twitter: An Explainer

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Twitter is now banned in Turkey. Here's why, and why it won't work.

#Facebook

Is Facebook On The Verge Of Accidentally Committing Suicide?

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Facebook thinks it's far more indispensable than it actually is. Well, it was fun while it lasted.

#Comics

Remember That Time The X-Men Teamed Up With Leprechauns?

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In honor of St. Patrick's Day, we revisit the single most ill-conceived arc of X-Men comics ever written.

#PRO WRESTLING

WWE’s Original Idea For The Shield Involved Goofy Props And Was The Worst

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The original idea for The Shield, WWE's coolest team of bad-asses, involved shields. No, I'm not kidding. Here's Roman Reigns with more information ...

#AMAZON

Amazon's Rumored Music Streaming Service Sounds Amusingly Terrible

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Amazon wants to get into the streaming music game... with the worst conceivable service.

#Facebook

The Non-Techie’s Guide To Facebook’s $19 Billion Purchase Of WhatsApp

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Facebook bought WhatsApp for an enormous amount of money... and that's a bad idea for more reasons than you might think.

uh oh

Why The Comcast/Time Warner Merger Is Bad News For Cable

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Comcast and Time Warner are planning on merging... but instead of saving cable, it might just be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

smartphones

California Wants To Add A Stupid Kill Switch To Your Phone

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Governments love the idea of making your smartphone more vulnerable with a kill switch, and California is going to try and make it the law.

#AMAZON

Amazon’s New Patent Claims It Can Read Minds, Will Ship Stuff To You Before You Place An Order

Amazon entertainingly thinks its recommendation engine is remotely any good.

NORFOLK ADMIRALS

So Hey, Here’s A Guy Bare-Handing A Flying Hockey Puck At An AHL Game While Holding A Baby

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A man holding a baby in his arms caught a flying hockey puck with one bare hand during a Norfolk Admirals AHL game. Nice catch, dad.

#NBA

Dennis Rodman Went Off On CNN’s Chris Cuomo About Why Kenneth Bae Is Guilty

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In an interview with CNN's Chris Cuomo, Dennis Rodman started to explain why Kenneth Bae is actually guilty before he just started shouting.

#GOOGLE

Wearable Technology Is Destined To Be 2014's Most Embarrassing Fad

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The wearable tech fad is about to go mainstream in 2014... and it won't be pretty. We look at next year's inevitable, embarrassing fad.

#Facebook

Facebook Is Giving Everyone Autoplaying Video Ads For Christmas

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Surprising no one, Facebook is officially experimenting with video ads that just start playing. Get ready for the cheap product invasion.

#ANIMATION

Paul Dini Discusses Why Networks Are Getting Animation So Terribly Wrong

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Paul Dini reveals what animation executives are thinking. Surprise! It's terrible!

smartphones

Why Adding A ‘Kill Switch’ To Smartphones To Try To Discourage Theft Is A Terrible Idea

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New York State wants every cellphone to have a kill switch. But that's not going to help consumers, or stop theft. Here's why.

YAHOO

Yahoo! May Buy Imgur For $100 Million, Because Yahoo! Is Run By Suckers Or Something

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Imgur might be sold to Yahoo!. We're sure Reddit will take it well.


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