T.J. Houshmanzadeh

‘Just Make It Look Like An Accident’

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FAT GUY IN TRACK SUIT [in booth eating pizza]: You Jimmy.

youtubage

A chance to get shot at by a Panther not named Rae Carruth

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Carolina Panthers running back DeAngelo Williams recently hosted a charity paintball event.

drunken kickers

The CFL is a chickenshit operation

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In the States he is known as “the idiot kicker”; in his native land he is simply “the kicker.

toronto bills

Bills, Toronto unveil eye-pleasing middle finger to city of Buffalo

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The Bills and the Rogers Centre have unveiled their "series logo" for the team's upcoming games in Toronto over the next several seasons.

OAKLAND RAIDERS

Raiders’ latest questionable investment gets Deebo’d

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Javon Walker has really changed his ways after witnessing up-close the murder of friend and teammate Darrent Williams on New Year's Day 2007.

very white people

Your inside track to becoming a proehlfessional athlete

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Earlier this week, former Cardinal/Seahawk/Bear/Ram/Panther/Colt receiver Ricky Proehl opened Ricky Proehl’s Proehlific Park Youth Sports Complex in Greensboro, NC.

OAKLAND RAIDERS

Quick-thinking Raiders fan performs emergency appendectomy, saves Chargers fan’s life

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Kevin Hench's woefully anecdotal-dependent take on NFL fan behavior has sparked renewed interest in this YouTube clip which purports to show a Raiders fan stabbing a Chargers fan during a drunken stadium brawl.

#NFL

VEGAS JUST ISN’T PACMAN’S TOWN

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Joining Tony Romo, Charles Barkley and Marge Simpson on the list of public figures with particularly bad gambling problems (the problem being that they're bad at gambling) is otherwise immaculately behaved Cowboys' reinstatement appellant Adam "Pacman" Jones, who is in hock to Caesars Palace to the tune of $20,000, which is a light afternoon drizzle in the grand scheme of money precipitation.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

Lofa Tatupu apologizes for DUI arrest, Hyundai ownership

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What Lofa might have looked like in happier times.

The Daniel

‘You Drive A Hard Bargain, Mr. Lewis’

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CINCINNATI BENGALS WAR ROOM, two days ago COACH LEWIS: Alright everyone, the draft's about to start.

Wade and Jerry and Adam?

Forecast for Dallas: rain

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ESPN is reporting that the Pac Man Jones to Cowboys trade is finally a done deal.

we could not do this all day

83.3% KSK Mock Draft: Trade Or Skill We Would Practice If We Didn’t Have To Practice

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More than a few of you suggested that we should use this week's draft to jumpstart Ape's career search and select potential alternate professions for our newly-outed colleague.

The KSK Real NFL Mascot Kill Kill Kill Invitational Tou

Molested by Jack Hanna Regional SemifinalsBengal vs. Jaguar & Lion vs. Panther

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One thing is readily apparent from the results of the Kill, Kill, Kill bracket thus far: you bastards love the chalk.


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