SPRING TRAINING

This Father Of The Year Candidate Sacrificed His Child For A Baseball At A Mets Game

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A dad at a Spring Training game sacrificed his young child's safety to come up empty-handed on a baseball hit into the outfield grass.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Parents Of The Year Name Baby After A ‘Mass Effect’ Character

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2014 already has its Parents of the Year candidates in the couple who have a baby named after 'Mass Effect'.

The Great State of Florida

Florida Woman Bites Teen Daughter’s Breast During Fight Over Money

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A Florida woman's been charged with child abuse after <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mom-bites-daughters-breast-678543">allegedly biting her daughter's nipple</a> during a dispute about collecting social security benefits.

TV NEWS

Orlando Shaw, Man Who Fathered 22 Kids With 14 Women, Might Get A Reality Show

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Orlando Shaw, the man who fathered 22 kids with 14 women, claims to have signed a deal for his very own reality show.

WTF

Woman Leaves Kids In Car To Attend Lil Wayne Concert

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I don't have any kids, so I could be totally wrong here.

WATER SKIING

This Water Skiing Baby Is The Internet’s Newest Superstar Athlete

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While most 7-month old babies are still trying to understand colors, shapes, people and why Miley Cyrus was named the hottest woman in the world by Maxim, an Australian boy named Ryder is already well on his way to becoming <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG0kcYrhUu8" target="_blank">the next great water skiing champion</a>.

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

And That’s Why You Never Play Soccer

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The unexpected theme of the week at With Leather has been "soccer is a bad idea and hurts everyone".

#Facebook

Deranged Man Demonstrates How A Parent Shouldn’t React To A Child’s Whiny Facebook Wall Post

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The way parents discipline their kids now: with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU&feature=player_embedded">reactionary YouTube videos titled "Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen"</a> filled with guns and hollow-point bullets and shot-up laptops posted to their child's Facebook wall.

TODDLERS & TIARAS

Is ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Better Than Sports?

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By now you’re probably familiar with <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/frotcast-64-burnsys-song-of-the-week-awkward-laughs-in-movies-contagion">the story of Paisley Dickey</a>, the diminutive diva who has become a “Toddlers & Tiaras” anti-sensation in the wake of her mother dressing her as a prostitute on a recent episode of the show from hell.

#FLORIDA

This Week In Non-Shocking Florida News

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As Uproxx’s Senior Florida Analyst and Resident, I have to deal with the “People from Florida are stupid” comments on a pretty regular basis.

SMOKING

One of These Kids is Going to Have a Good Life

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"I learned it from watching you, chimp.

#video games

Rockstar Games States the Obvious

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BBC Radio 1 recently interviewed Lazlow Jones, one of the developers of Red Dead Redemption and the voice of DJ Lazlow in the Grand Theft Auto series.

WEIGHTLIFTING

WEIGHTLIFTER GIVES BIRTH IN TRAINING

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About <a href="http://guanabee.com/2009/12/weightlifter-has-baby/">75</a> <a href="http://slanchreport.com/2009/12/15/this-is-exactly-why-i-dont-work-out/">of</a> <a href="http://lastangryfan.com/2009/12/olympic-weightlifter-gives-birth-while-training/">you</a> have sent me this story about the Chilean Olympic weightlifter who didn't realize she was preggers until she gave birth in the middle of a training session to a preemie.

SOCCER

MOM OF THE YEAR

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Erek Brown had his ear bitten off by a dog, then had it reattached over the course of three surgeries.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

LACROSSE PLAYERS ARE ROMANTIC

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Lacrosse players everywhere are slightly less despicable than usual today after thirteen high schoolers in Michigan were <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080430/ap_on_fe_st/naked_prom_invitation" target="_blank">suspended for a cheeky prom invitation</a>.

BAD PARENTING

ROSHAMBO + LACROSSE + KAZHAKSTAN =

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How awesome is professional lacrosse.

PWN3D

HE PROBABLY DESERVED IT

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This short clip was sent in by sex machine William, and to my knowledge it is the only Division-III lacrosse video I've ever posted.

DUKE BLUE DEVILS

DUKE LACROSSE PLAYERS ARE FREE AT LAST

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Hey, remember all that funny business about three Duke lacrosse players who allegedly raped a stripper they'd hired for a private show at their house.


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