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Awkward Photo Steals Thunder From Dingus Willing To Pay Thousands To Lunch With PK

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KSK whipping pud Peter King is holding an online auction which will allow a lucky bidder to treat him to yet another inordinately expensive meal under the guise of charity.

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‘BOUT TAH BE CHEW-CHEWIN’ UP IN FORD FIELD

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The Lions seem to be making incremental gains in talent with each passing year since the exorcism of Dark Lord Millenstopheles, though it's still a little premature to call them a decent team.

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Al Davis Will Not Lower Himself With Your Award Ceremonies

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The Bay Area Sports Hall of Fame tried for the second time to induct Al Davis into their pantheon of localized sports greatness, only for Count Al to blow them off once again and not show up for the ceremony without telling anyone first.

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OHIO GAYJOKEKKAKE

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The Bengals' web site has one of those garden-variety off-season redemption profiles of Chad Ocho Cinco, in which he vows this coming season won't be quite as unremarkable as the last.

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