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Super Bowl Celebration Fail

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At least one Ravens fan celebrated his team's victory by climbing, destroying, and falling from a Baltimore street sign.

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San Francisco Defeats Truman

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In the worst results-reporting since <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Defeats_Truman" target="_blank">Other Guy defeated What's-His-Face</a>, the NFL Network -- you know, the network with "NFL" in its name -- declared the San Francisco 49ers the winners of Super Bowl XVLII, knocking off the Ravens 34-31.

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Congratulations, Joe Flacco, Now You’re An Elite Television Curser

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The Baltimore Ravens won Super Bowl XLVII, but the highlight for me (besides the lights going out and The Shield putting Colin Kaepernick through a table) was Joe Flacco's description of the win as "f**kin' awesome.

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Ray Lewis Talks to Jesus and God

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Ray Lewis negotiates how much of a heavenly push the Ravens are going to get in the Super Bowl.

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Jimmy Fallon Used Puppies To Predict The Super Bowl Because SCIENCE

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We don’t get to talk about late night talk shows very much, not since Magic Johnson made sure that no athlete would ever again grace the stage of a major network.

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Picking The Super Bowl Winner By Which City, San Francisco Or Baltimore, Has Better Songs

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Choosing the Super Bowl XLVII winner, either the 49ers or Ravens, by looking at the five most popular songs about San Francisco and Baltimore.

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Anyone Can Buy Deer Antler Spray And Be Just Like Ray Lewis… Allegedly

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Prior to this week, the most I’d ever known about anything involving deer came down to: 1) Venison is delicious as long as I convince myself it’s not Bambi and 2) You can buy deer piss in hunting stores.

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Saturday Night Live Did A Ray Lewis Thing, And Yes, It Was Kenan Thompson

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In a better world, Saturday Night Live sketches about football players would suddenly become super popular, and 80 minutes of every show would just be Kenan Thompson changing jerseys and doing the same voice to represent every black football player.

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SNL: Ray Lewis on Weekend Update

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Emotional linebacker Ray Lewis joins Weekend Update to talk about the upcoming Super Bowl.

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Taiwan Presents Super Bowl XLVII

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Taiwan Animation takes on Super Bowl XLVII, because of course they do.

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The Sports WAG Feud That Absolutely Nobody Asked For: Linda Hogan Vs. Anna Welker

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This week has already been highlighted by “news” that includes people <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6865235/twidiots-beyonce-the-treasonous-traitor">accusing Beyonce of treason for lip-syncing the National Anthem</a>, Manti Te’o playing <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/manti-teo-tells-katie-couric-briefly-lied-girlfriend/story?id=18290412">the “What would you do?” game</a> with Katie Couric, and Sheryl Crow, of all people, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/01/sheryl-crow-on-ex-lance-armstrong-the-truth-will-set-you-free/">being dragged through the mud over Lance Armstrong</a> admitting that he used PEDs, so I think it’s safe to say that this is quite the slow news week.

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Just What 2013 Needed: A ‘Call Me Maybe’ Parody

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are you f**king kidding me If you needed a reason to hate the Baltimore Ravens, here is a group of their fans becoming an accessory to a goddamn Carly Rae Jepsen 'Call Me Maybe' cover in 2013.

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Peter Tebow Set To Deny His Brother 3 Times

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Tim Tebow's brother Peter lives in Denver, loves Jesus (according to his Twitter bio, at least, I don't know him personally or anything) and has over 15,000 Twitter followers, because every Bill Clinton needs his Roger.

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Ray Lewis Is An Accessory To A Light Show

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It's the best thing to happen to laser shows since the South Park Planetarium did 'Laser Loggins.


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