OUCH MY LEGS

Even The Derrick Rose Action Figures Have Given Up Hope

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The latest plastic likeness of Derrick Rose comes with a LEG ASSEMBLY REQUIRED disclaimer. Well played, action figure.

RUSSELL WESTBROOK

If You Shoot After The Whistle, Russell Westbrook Will End You With Authority

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Russell Westbrook doesn't like when you shoot the ball after the whistle. To illustrate, here he is blocking TWO Pacers shots.

TIMOFEY MOZGOV

Timofey Mozgov Scored 93 Points On 15 Shots Because Math

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I don't know if Denver has started using the Rock N' Jock B-Ball Jam 10-point shot or what, but here's Timofey Mozgov's stat line from Thursday.

#FLORIDA

Meet Tacko Fall, The Tallest High School Basketball Player In The World

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Billed as 'The World's Tallest High School Basketball Player,' Tacko Fall has a highlight reel that shows him dunking on everyone in his way.

UMASS MINUTEMEN

UMass Guard Derrick Gordon Is College Basketball’s First Openly Gay Player

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Last week, UMass guard Derrick Gordon came out to his teammates just days after revealing to his parents and twin brother that he is gay.

UCONN HUSKIES

Floyd Mayweather Won $75,000 Betting On UConn, Naturally

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Floyd Mayweather netted over $75,000 betting on the last three days of the NCAA Tournament, because of course he did. Enjoy being poor forever, everyone.

#NETFLIX

The 12 Highest Rated Sports Movies On Netflix Streaming

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The best sports flicks on Netflix streaming will have you feeling like a major league champ in no time.

#CONAN

Update: Charles Barkley Still Hates Shaq, Thinks He’s Too Fat To Fit Into A Car

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The epic Charles Barkley / Shaq feud continued on Conan as Sir Charles ranted on Shaq's lotion endorsements and hit Shaq golf balls into the crowd.

NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH

Here's Everything Horrible About April Fools' Day In One Interview With Notre Dame Coach Mike Brey

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Notre Dame Men's Basketball Head Coach Mike Brey participated in a "bizarre" April Fool's Day joke that is just him lying and then everyone busting a gut.

RAPPING ATHLETES

Please Let This LeBron James Rap Song Be A Really Bad April Fool's Day Joke

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The first verse of a LeBron James rap song has been revealed, and while the King isn't the worst rapper, he definitely needs work.

SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT ISSUE

Chandler Parsons Got Hands On With Nina Agdal In A Game Of One-On-One

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In a new springtime photo shoot for Op, Chandler Parsons and Nina Agdal got to explore being the world's most beautiful couple.

REENACTMENTS

A Gainesville TV Station Couldn't Air The Gators' Win, So They Just Reenacted It

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Gainesville's WCJB weekend sports anchor Zach Aldridge couldn't show Gators highlights Saturday, so he just reenacted them with coworkers.

SPORTS RIOTS

Meanwhile, The Police Weren't F*cking Around After Kentucky Upset Michigan

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Police in Lexington were prepared for the worst on Friday and Sunday, after Kentucky's latest pair of upset wins to advance to the Final Four.

VIN BAKER

Hey Everyone, Come See How Unique And Original Dennis Rodman Is!

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Dennis Rodman was one of the former NBA players at an exhibition game in Argentina this weekend, and of course he dressed like the unique soul that he is.

#BROS BEING BROS

Dayton Flyers Fans Are Just Celebrating Like Every Win Will Be Their Last Now

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After the Dayton Flyers knocked off Stanford, fans once again took to the streets of Dayton for a massive party, providing some work for local police.

SPURS COYOTE

An Errant Basketball Turned The Spurs Coyote Into A Lovecraftian Monster

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An accident involving a loose ball caused the Spurs Coyote to lose his eyes, which then caused me to never want to sleep again.

ROY HIBBERT

LeBron James Flagrantly Fouled Roy Hibbert With MASTERFUL KUNG-FU, Says LeBron James

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LeBron James got a flagrant foul for elbowing Roy Hibbert and claims that he only could've done it using master kung fu.

NCAA Tournament

This Baby Watching The NCAA Tournament Is Absolutely Adorable

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This 1-year old boy named Wesley is really enjoying his first NCAA Tournament, and you'll definitely enjoy watching him.

UPSETS

Dayton's President Celebrated The Flyers' Win By Crowdsurfing, Before The Riot Police Arrived

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Dayton President Daniel Curran celebrated the Flyers' upset win over Syracuse by crowdsurfing, right before the riot police showed up to end the party.

UPSETS

Dayton's Upset Of Syracuse Ended The Last Remaining Perfect Bracket In The World

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A 23-year old man named Brad Binder presumably had the last remaining perfect bracket until the Dayton Flyers upset the Syracuse Orange.


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