The Razzies Nominees Have Been Announced And Some Awful Movies Have Been Snubbed

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If you ask me, there’s no greater way of branding a movie a failure than by including it in <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/12/the-absolutely-very-worst-movies-of-2012#page/1">the annual FilmDrunk Worst Movies feature</a>, but some more traditional people believe that <a href="http://www.razzies.com/">the Razzies are actually the ultimate decider</a> of cinematic disgust and scorn.

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The Best And Worst Things About The Sci-fi Movies Of 2012

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It was a busy year for sci-fi, for better and for worse...

year in review

The Absolute Very Worst Movies Of 2012

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After <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/12/the-absolute-very-worst-movies-of-2011">last year’s Worst Movies feature</a>, I received feedback from some readers and Twitter folk about me possibly being “too negative” and “mean” when it came to criticizing films that I chose to watch for this annual hate crime report.


Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Battleship, And Lots Of Other Low-Budget Indie Flicks

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Maybe I'm going soft, but there are a lot of new movies hitting DVD this week, and quite a few of them are indies/low-budget/foreign films that actually look good, which is fortunate because the mainstream Hollywood fare is stuff like Battleship and Think Like A Man.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Humpday Mashup Dump


Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/05/star-wars-emerald-city-comicon-voice-actors">John DiMaggio</a>.


Box Office: Men in Black Doesnt Flop, Moonrise Kingdom breaks scarf record

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In one of the most shocking stories of the summer, Men in Black 3 was NOT a humongous bomb.


"Mahalo, Motherf**ker!" Every line of dialog Rihanna says in Battleship

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This is one of those internet creations I see and think, "Dammit, why didn't I think of that.


Here Is Everything Rihanna Says in 'Battleship'

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Did you think we were done with But that's not what we're here for.


Battleship Opens Worse Than John Carter

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I like to pretend that I'm smart and that I can predict what people are going to do, but of course I can't, and almost every day shows me new ways that I can still be surprised by people's stupidity.


Weekend Movie Guide: You Sank My J-Lo

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Opening Everywhere: Battleship, What to Expect When You’re Expecting Never Heard of ‘Em: The Samaritan, Hysteria FilmDrunk Suggests: This is the rare weekend that features two movies that I will see within the next week or so because *wink, wink* <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/12/the-absolute-very-worst-movies-of-2011#page/1">I just have that gut feeling</a>.

we're watching you hollywood

Ten Board and Card Games That Are Likely Already Becoming Movies

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"Battleship" is going to get sunk this weekend by "The Avengers", but it doesn't matter: <a href="http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=battleship.htm">it's already a hit.</a> It cost $209 million and it'll probably make $400 million across the world when all is said and done, meaning that the studio will break even on the movie.


To Celebrate The Opening Of 'Battleship', Here Are All The Parodies We Have

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In case you hadn't noticed from the ads all over this page, Battleship is showing in theaters in North America now.


Humpday Mashup Dump


Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of In the offing for today: The Avengers and Queen combine perfectly in this music video [<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/rosspeacock">@RossPeacock</a> via <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/superhero-bits-222/3/">/film</a>] This is Wes Anderson's Battleship.


The With Leather Guide To Not Mixing Up Brooklyn Decker And Kate Upton

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Model, actress and athlete’s wife Brooklyn Decker was making the promotional rounds for her new film Battleship earlier this week, and <a href="http://www.937thebull.com/pages/MasonandRemy.html?article=10108668">she called in to Mason and Remy</a>, a morning show on St.


It's The 2012 FilmDrunk Summer Movie Guide!

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With Rotten Tomatoes scores currently throbbing at 97% (critics) and 98% (audience expectations), Marvel’s The Avengers is the perfect film to kick off the summer movie season this Friday.


Humpday Mashup Dump


Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/04/mark-ruffalo-scarlett-johansson-the-avengers-clips#page/1">Mark Ruffalo</a>.


New Battleship Clips: A Warning From Rihanna And Brooklyn Decker’s Quest For A Burrito

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We don't know which is weirder: that Universal sunk over $200 million into a movie about the board game battleship or that it <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/04/uh-oh-battleship-1-in-24-of-26-countries">opened in the #1 spot</a> in 24 out of 26 countries overseas.


Brooklyn Decker Takes Off Her Clothes For GQ, Would Totally Do Gisele

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Brooklyn Decker has made a smooth transition from model to movie star with her roles as the object of Adam Sandler's bikini'd affection in Just Go With It and as Lieutenant Commander Whoever in the upcoming blockbuster Battleship, but we'll always remember her as the wife of tennis star Andy Roddick and as the lady from the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

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