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Uh oh. Battleship opens #1 in 24 of 26 countries.

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Battleship opened in many territories overseas a month before it's set to open here, and given that it's a $200 million-plus movie ($209 million* according to the studio, $250-plus according to everyone else) based on a board game, its performance could have severe consequences for how many more of these pieces of shit get greenlit.

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This Week in Posters & Stills: PROMETHEUS, the new Superman

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THIS WEEK IN POSTERS & STILLS: I'm leading off with the new batch of stills from Prometheus, since this movie is the strongest nerd crack I've got until more Dark Knight Rises stuff drops.

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Humpday Mashup Dump

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Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/04/a-jiggly-scarlett-johansson-highlighted-in-the-first-clip-from-the-avengers">Scarlett Johansson</a>.

Rihanna

Worst Anti-Piracy Ad Ever

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I'm definitely not one of these "STEALING CONTENT IS TOTALLY OKAY.

#Marvel

This Week in Posters and Stills

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THIS WEEK IN POSTERS: Okay, I don't like to bore you guys with too much of the behind-the-scenes around these parts, but just to clarify, I wasn't lying when I said that I was moving this feature to Wednesdays.

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Five Reasons I'm Seeing "Battleship" Opening Day

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"Battleship" is rapidly becoming the summer's big negatively buzzed about movie, and for fairly good reason: it looks ridiculous.

#TRAILERS

New Battleship trailer reveals aliens, red pegs

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There's a new Battleship trailer on the web, and once again Universal has failed to incorporate commenter Stallonewolf's near-perfect <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/comments-of-the-week-march-2-9" target="_blank">tagline</a> "Let the bodies hit D-4.

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This Week in Posters and Publicity Stills

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THIS WEEK IN POSTERS: This week, I expanded This Week in Posters's mandate to include not only movie posters, but set photos and publicity stills as well.

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Rihanna has her own Battleship poster. Oster, oster, oster, eh eh…

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Universal spent $200 million on Battleship, a movie adapted from a board game about coordinates set in a time when <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battleship#Modern_times">no battleships</a> remain in service.

#Batman

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Played With Himself At The International Toy Fair

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The 109th American International Toy Fair took place this past weekend in New York City, and among the offerings were new action figures related to the upcoming films G.

#TRAILERS

Every movie trailer from the Super Bowl

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Just like always, the Super Bowl yesterday was the only event of the year when people actually watch, let alone discuss, commercials.

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Super Bowl Trailer Round-up: Transformers, John Carter, Battleship

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We've already covered the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/02/avengers-super-bowl-trailer-extended-spoilers-lokis-army">Avengers Super Bowl trailer</a>, but there were a few sci-fi trailers of note from last night's game we haven't mentioned yet.

Universal

The Most Devastating Taylor Lautner News You’ll Read All Year

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With Battleship set to open on May 18, it would seem that Universal is full steam ahead (*tugboat horn*) with the threat of producing a series of films based on Hasbro games.

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Brooklyn Decker Is In The Worst Predicament

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Life must be pretty fantastic for 24-year old supermodel and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Brooklyn Decker, what with her marriage to America’s most above average male tennis player, Andy Roddick, and her blossoming acting career.

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This Week in Posters: I hate you so much, Iron Lady.

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THIS WEEK IN POSTERS: I promised you guys last week that I'd get this feature onto a regular schedule, and it's Tuesday afternoon, so so far so good.

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This Week in Posters: Battleships, Ghost Riders, & Spider-Men

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Here's the new poster for Battleship (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/12/new-battleship-trailer-is-all-about-the-slow-motion-splosions" target="_blank">GRRR, SLOW-MOTION 'SPLOSIONS!</a>), and.

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Peter Berg Tries Desperately to Interest You In “Battleship”

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You might remember how last summer, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/08/just-how-insane-is-battleship-anyway">we all saw the trailer to "Battleship" and we all laughed</a>.

#TRAILERS

New Battleship trailer is all about the slow-motion ‘splosions

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Battleship (BASED ON THE CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED BOARD GAME.

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Just How Insane is "Battleship" Anyway?

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It was probably inevitable that Hasbro was going to try and bring other toys it owns to the movies.


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