beards

Great News! There Might Not Be Poop In Your Beard After All.

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Don't worry -- that thing on your face is not a toilet.

beards

Don’t Panic, But Science Says There’s Probably Poop In Your Beard

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Don't panic, but there's probably poop in your beard.

beards

Science Has Discovered Why Hipsters Grow Beards

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The hipster beard is inescapable these days... and science has determined, precisely, why.

#Jimmy Fallon

Here’s Will Forte Singing An Ode To His ‘Last Man On Earth’ Beard

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Will Forte felt so strongly about shaving his beard, he had to write a song about it, and it's glorious.

Great Baseball Mustaches And Beards

Bask In The Glory Of Baseball’s Best Facial Hair From Photo Day

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Spring Training is here and with it comes Photo Day and the debut of some fresh baseball mustaches and beards. Here's our look at the best.

#Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert Has A Glorious New Beard. All Hail The ‘Colbeard!’

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Oscar Wilde Award honoree Stephen Colbert showed off his wonderful new facial hair at last night's ceremony.

#Nope

There Is Nothing Grosser Than Watching This Guy Pull A Year-Long Ingrown Hair Out Of His Face

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You will not want to eat those leftover Christmas cookies after watching this DISGUSTING video of a guy pulling out an ingrown hair.

BROCK LESNAR

Dark Match Dungeon: Brock Lesnar, The Beard Incarnate

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It's another installment of The Dungeon, and this time we're looking at WWE champ Brock Lesnar and his unorthodox choices in facial hair.

#The Walking Dead

Why Is Norman Reedus Keeping Andrew Lincoln’s Beard In His Fridge?

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'The Walking Dead' star has a very particular reason for keeping his co-star's beard chilled next to the fruit in his fridge.

MARK HAMILL

The Newly Thin Mark Hamill Is Rocking An Awesome Jedi Beard For ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

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Mark Hamill is on the set of 'Star Wars: Episode VII,' and he looks the part.

#Mad Men

The Best Thing About ‘Mad Men’ Is Now Gone

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"Mad Men" isn't about Don Draper; it's about a certain someone's beard.

the rock

The Rock’s ‘Hercules’ Beard Was Made From Yak Pubes

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If you have a fetish that involves a buff wrestler getting yak pubes smeared on his face, this post is for you.

#INDEPENDENT WRESTLING

The Wrestling Hipster: 5 Things Your Independent Wrestling Promotion Should Never Do Again

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Attention independent wrestling promotions: here's 5 things you should never do again, from the only serious, smart voice on the Internet.

of course there is

Of Course There’s A Font Made Of Beards Called The Alphabeard

The Alphabeard is a thing that exists, possibly because humans are terrible.

sarah sprague

Andrew Luck Shaves Off Beard, Goes Into Hiding.

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After throwing four interceptions in Saturday's 43-22 drubbing at the hands of the New England Patriots, Andrew Luck decided to what any sane human being would do, he changed his appearance and went into hiding for the rest of the off-season.

HYPNOTIC GIFS

Can’t Stop Staring At This Dude Getting His Beard Stroked On Live TV

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Try to look away from the man getting his beard stroked and the woman doing the stroking.

#MLB

Dollar Shave Club Has Challenged The Boston Red Sox To Braid Their Beards For Charity

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Dollar Shave Club is offering to send money to charity for every Boston Red Sox player who braids their beard and tweets about it. Beards! It's a joke!

#MLB

The American Mustache Institute Has Issued A Cease & Desist On All Obnoxious Red Sox Beard Jokes

The American Mustache Institute has issued a SUPER SERIOUS cease & desist to the Boston Red Sox for all mustache and beard-related merchandising.

#FOOD

Man Eats Ramen Noodles Out Of His “Beard Bowl”

This video of a man eating ramen directly out of his impressive noodle-holding beard will either amaze or disgust you.


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