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War Machine: The Oppression Of Men Is Worse Than Nazi Germany Or Slavery

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War Machine, recently famous for crippling and trying to murder his girlfriend, thinks men's rights problems are worse than slavery.

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The Police Report From The War Machine/Christy Mack Incident Is As Horrifying As You’d Expect

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A police report has been released for the War Machine/Christy Mack incident, and the details are as graphic and horrifying as you'd expect.

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War Is Over: War Machine Has Been Captured And Arrested In California

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War Machine has been captured and arrested in California for the brutal beating of ex-girlfriend Christy Mack. No, Dog wasn't there.

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War Machine Has Been Disowned By His Own Clothing Brand For Failing To Do Alpha Male Sh*t

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The clothing line ALPHA MALE SHIT is under new management and doing all they can to distance themselves from War Machine.

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War Machine On Dog The Bounty Hunter: ‘I’d Beat His Ass’

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Dog says War Machine had better stop now or he'll die. War Machine: 'I'd beat his ass.' The Dog vs. War Machine saga continues.

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Fighter Dogs Power Rankings: Part Two

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The second installment of our very important rankings of the dogs of various mixed martial arts fighters.

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Bobby Lashley Is Going Back To Punching Dudes For Real

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Current TNA Heavyweight Champion Bobby Lashley is returning to the world of MMA, and is set to compete at the next Bellator event.

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Dogecoin Is Looking To Sponsor Bellator Fighter Austin Lyons

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Dogecoin wants to sponsor Bellator fighter Austin Lyons. Wow.

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War Machine And The Quest For A Slurpee

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War Machine tried to buy a Slurpee, with disastrous results.

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Important MMA News: Tito Ortiz Banged For 90 Minutes In The Back Of A Cab

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According to a recent taxi driver AMA on Reddit, Tito Ortiz had a 90-minute sex session in the back of a cab. Spoiler alert: the trip cost him $300.

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In Case You Were A Decent Human Being And Missed It, Here's War Machine's Clothing Line

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MMA fighter War Machine has his own clothing line called ALPHA MALE SHIT, featuring shirts about drugs and quotes from '300.' we couldn't make this up.

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Tito Ortiz Says He’s At 90% And Can’t Wait To Get Back To Losing

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Tito Ortiz Tweeted that his doctor says his neck is 90% healed, which is good news for his eventual debut and first loss in Bellator.

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Ben Askren Is An ‘Unrestricted Free Agent’ And Feels Pretty Confident About His Chances

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Bellator's Welterweight Champion Ben Askren was officially released and has his eyes set on beating whoever he wants in the UFC.

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‘Rampage Jackson: Street Warrior’ Gets An Animated Trailer And It Features Lady Loving

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Quinton Rampage Jackson's comic book 'Rampage Jackson: Street Warrior' now has an animated trailer, because HOORAY.

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Impact Wrestling’s Bully Ray Wants To Replace Tito Ortiz Against Rampage Jackson At Bellator 106

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Impact Wrestling star Bully Ray wants to replace Tito Ortiz at Bellator 106, challenging Rampage Jackson on Twitter. Using his TWITTAH MACHINE.

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And Just Like That – POOF! – Tito Ortiz Pulled Out Of The Bellator 106 Pay-Per-View

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Not only has Tito Ortiz pulled out of Bellator 106 with a fractured neck, but the Pay-Per-View will now just be shown for free on Spike.

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Ken Shamrock Still Thinks That Dana White Should Have To Pay Him $175,000

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While Dana White colorfully reminded everyone that Ken Shamrock owes him $175,000, Ken said that Dana should have to pay him that money.

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UFC President Dana White On Bellator: ‘I Don’t Give A Sh*t What They’re Doing’

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Bellator Welterweight Champion Ben Askren is one of the most exciting professional fighters out there today, as his 12-0 record has helped build him into Bellator’s answer to the UFC’s seemingly unstoppable Welterweight Champion, Georges St-Pierre.

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Love Is Dead: War Machine And Christy Mack Are (Maybe) Breaking Up

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Bellator fighter War Machine and his girlfriend, porn star Christy Mack, got into a Twitter fight and could be breaking up. This is the worst news.


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