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The Ravens Social Media Team Continues To Be Awful

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The Ravens want to believe that Colin Kaepernick is more overpaid than Joe Flacco.

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Ravens-Lions Monday Night Live Blog

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The Bengals loss on Sunday night means both teams tonight can now win their respective divisions by winning out over the last three weeks.

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Ravens-Broncos Season Opener Live Blog – Second Half

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[via] Hey look - Ray Lewis made it to the game after all.

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Ravens-Broncos Season Opener Live Blog – First Half

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Oh sweet football - love of my life, destroyer of brains, enabler of drunks - you've returned.

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The Most Joe Flacco Of Inspirational Quotes

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With the season opener just days away, the Baltimore Ravens Facebook page posted the above inspirational quote from Joe Flacco.

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The Joe Flacco Banners In Denver Are Now Getting Defaced

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When I first wrote about the Joe Flacco banners going up around Denver to promote next Thursday's season kickoff game between the Broncos and Ravens, I figured, despite the feigned local media outrage, it was too stupid a thing for Broncos fans to actually get upset about.

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Joe Flacco Finally Has Garments Worthy Of His Eliteness

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A savvy veteran quarterback like Joe Flacco knows he needs more than a $100+ million contract and a gummy bear endorsement to show off his eliteness.

#RAY RICE

KSK 2013 NFL Prekkake: Baltimore Ravens

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Last year: 10-6, Super Bowl champions Acquisitions: Elvis Dumervil, Matt Elam, Chris Canty, Caleb Hanie (.

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Joe Flacco Is Not Super Elite Enough For Johnny Unitas’ Family

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Joe Flacco quieted many of his doubters, both nationwide and around Baltimore, with his uncharacteristically impressive performance during the Ravens' Super Bowl run.

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Joe Flacco Is The Now The Best Player At Getting Paid

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According to the meaningless broader terms of his new six-year, $120.

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Troll Genius Tom Brady Gets Revenge On Joe Flacco With Contract Extension

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Joe Flacco has outplayed Tom Brady in the last two AFC Championship Games, the second of which Baltimore won en route to capturing its first Super Bowl title with Flacco under center.

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Super Bowl XLVII, Second Half

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Early San Francisco penalties allowed Baltimore to grab a quick touchdown lead.

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Super Bowl XLVII Live Blog, First Half

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There isn't any element of this game or any figure involved that hasn't been picked apart many times over, so I'll spare you any further build-up.

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Thomas DeCoud Has Baldinger Finger – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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via Falcons safety and occasional DX member Thomas DeCoud broke his middle finger in the regular season finale against the Buccaneers.

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Joe Flacco Quits Being Dull, Starts Using Real Talk, Calls Cold Weather Super Bowl ‘Retarded’

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Joe Flacco knows he's a boring, unibrowed wet blanket and he doesn't care if you know it too so long as you think he's elite.

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AFC Championship Live Blog, Second Half

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The Patriots came out and tried to hurry-up the Ravens to death.

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AFC Championship Live Blog, First Half

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When Baltimore defensive coordinator Dean Pees was asked this week how his team plans to stop Tom Brady, he jokingly replied, "Hire Tonya Harding." No need to outsource the Dreamboat injury duties when you got Bernard Pollard on the roster.


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