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Joe Flacco Wants Elite Quarterback Money

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Diamond picker performance bonus kicks in with each Pro Bowl nod Joe Flacco spent the month of January either openly or passive aggressively complaining to the media that he doesn't receive the appropriate amount of credit when the Ravens win and that maybe people should look past trivial things like stats and how much confidence his teammates have in him.

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Remember Now, Joe Flacco Is The Elitest To Ever Elite

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Flacco's bitchy tongue-and-cheek comments this week about the Ravens winning despite his mediocre play was awfully prophetic.

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Please Everybody Tell Joe Flacco That He Is Pretty

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The Ravens are days away from hosting a home playoff game for the first time in five years and who do they have to thank for it.

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First, I Was Like Derp. There Is No Second Part.

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That was a decidedly ugly game, but from a schadenfreude standpoint, it was a masterstroke in the hatestroking arts.

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Prepare For Dramageddon

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In this one, people actually root for the asteroid to hit Earth.

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Ed Reed Family Search Party Live Chat

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Charlie Weis Already Placing Orders At Gainesville Restaurants When your franchise's last postseason victory came against the Houston Oilers, you've been going through quite a bit of football frustration the last generation or so.

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Homely QBs Separated At Birth

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Reliant Stadium Roof Collapses Under Weight Of Suck Some folks will wonder why we're not starting the live blog earlier in the evening to accommodate the rescheduled and relocated Giants-Vikings game.

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Dirty Birds Vs. Dirtiest Birds

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OF COURSE, the first Thursday night game of the year (at least of those broadcast on NFL Network) would be a better match-up than any primetime game from the previous week.

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UNIBROW YEAAHH DUMPOFF TO RAY RICE YEAHHH

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Via The Baltimore Sun, Peter King's most prized formerly decent metropolitan daily, comes the news that Joe Flacco dressed as The Situation for the team's charity Halloween event earlier this week.

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KSK 2010 NFL Prekkake: AFC North

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It’s that time of year when we make bad predictions about the upcoming season and bad jokes, all in the same post.

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Your Sunday in Review: No One Cares About the World Series, Especially Dan Levy

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We abandoned the the Friday Five based on your overwhelming desire to see scantily clad women you could easily find on a Google image search, but because we are loath to abandon established ideas, here are five things we enjoyed about the Sunday that was.

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Were You Aware? Breast Cancer is a Disease the NFL Exploits for Cheap Positive PR

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The Ratbirds and the Greatriots mark the lone interesting match-up of the early slate on this, the pinko Sunday.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Ookie Returns

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"Well, okay, but only since the white guy asked nice.

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SOON THEY'LL ELECT A UNIBROW TO BE MAYOR.

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Godspeed, Little Doodle

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Joe Flacco, the starting Ravens quarterback and last keeper of the Frida Kahlo bloodline, is auctioning off a signed doodle of himself to support Neurofibromatosis, Inc.

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The NFL Needs a Hero

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Please please please beat the Steelers, RoboFlaccoCop on a unicorn.


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