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MPAA going Big Brother all over your ass

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The long and short of this story is that the assh*les at the FCC gave the go-ahead to the assh*les at the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) to get all up in your cable box's guts.

TURKEY

WOMEN RESCUED FROM AWESOME CRIME

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Buckle your sweatpants, everybody, because this is the awesomest crime you'll read about until someone burns down the old folks' home.

SOPHIE READE

HOORAY FOR GIGANTIC CANS!

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Last week Sophie Reade was named the winner of the most recent iteration of UK's "Big Brother," and this is news because of her ginormous breasts.

Reality TV

‘BIG BROTHER’ EMBRACES HIGH SCHOOL CLIQUES

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In this deleted scene, Judd Nelson's character demonstrates what would later be known as "the Buffalo Bill" Sigh.


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