fun with peter king

Peter King. He Can Equivocate.

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When we last left Keurig French Roast spokesman Peter King, he was busy acting as Lucky Pierre in a hot threesome with Bob McGinn and Pete Abraham, offering no pithy conclusions for anything, and taking literary license (almost) with Mike Kafka.

this week in f k you

WHAT THE F–K IS THIS, ESPN?

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Hit the jump right now because I want to start swearing immediately.

fun with peter king

We Have Found The Newest World’s Worst Peter King Sentence

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When we last left wise Chinese quasi-philosopher Peter King, he was being underappreciated – and justifiably so – for not using the word “unappreciated” correctly.

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Did Someone Say “Get Lubed”?

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Reporter Who Has No Real Question To Ask: Tom, how important is the crowd going to be for this opening game.

surprises after the jump

The GOP Presidential Field Gets A Sexy New Candidate

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Wolf Blitzer: Welcome back to the CNN/Tea Party Republican Party Presidential Debate.

fun with peter king

Ancient Chinese Secret Say Peter King Confuciused About Colts’ Sucktardery

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When we last left thing happener Peter King, he was telling you that Cam Newton looked poised and confident despite his underwhelming preseason stats, predicting good fantasy numbers for Tim Hightower, and warning you that the Bills' offense was not to be taken lightly.

surprises after the jump

A Conspiracy Is Afoot With The Dunge

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Dungy: For the past few years, I have seen my beloved NFL become overrun with loudmouth coaches and deranged hooligans with no semblance of respect for authority of Jesus.

fun with peter king

Dr. Peter King Is Doing a Lousy Job As Tiki Barber’s Agent

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When we last left mental quicksand sampler Peter King, he was marveling at the humanness of Virgin America airlines, reciting to you everything he read in the New York Post (just like Klaus in "Top Secret.

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There’s A Legit 40% Chance You Will Like This Book After Stealing It

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This is The Postmortal, a novel I wrote that comes out today (buy it through here.).

fun with peter king

Peter King Knows That Albany Is 40% Hurricane-Free

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When we last left Greek God of Kit Kats Peter King, he was busy being dazzled by players watching ESPN in the locker room, counting every strike against Jonathan Baldwin (only six more to go before you're out at the old ball game, Jon.

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What If Mike Vick Really WERE White?

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Earlier today, ESPN ran a column from Toure wondering what it would be like if Mike Vick were white. But since Toure was apparently too much of a pussy to actually play the scenario out, allow us to do the job for him.

the postmortal

The Is The Trailer For “The Postmortal”. It Has Drinking.

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My first novel comes out a week from today (you can preorder it through this page.).

fun with peter king

Peter King Is Awfully Impressed With Your Sports Coat

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Before we get to this week's dispatch from A+ Pleasantness student Peter King, a quick update.

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I Hate Dwayne Bowe Much As I Hate The Russian Hooker I Brought Home Two Weeks Ago

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[Editor's Note: The introduction to this year's "Love/Hate" is, as Matthew Berry's regular mongoloid readers have come to expect, a needless and horrifying digression into the personal life of what has to be America's loneliest citizen, the kind of guy who goes to nightclubs by himself five days a week.

fun with peter king

Peter King Gave Out The Bears Wireless Network Password

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When we last left Rolo McFlurry, he was advising you to take Tim Hightower in the third round of your fantasy draft (oh, does your league not award 5 points per fumble.

this week in f k you

This Week In F—k You: Screen Doors

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We’re now in the dreaded post-draft stretch of the NFL offseason.

fun with peter king

Peter King Is the Douche That Time Forgot. Happily.

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When we last left Ben Dogra's spokespuppy Peter King, he was lamenting the quality of the coffee served by Citgo at 10PM in the middle of South Carolina.


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