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Bikini Fails: The Ultimate Compilation

The best clips of bikini-clad girls doing idiotic things, all in one video.

#KATE UPTON

If Your Summer Wasn't Already Ruined, Here Comes The Facekini

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Allow me to introduce you to FACEKINI, the bikini you wear on your face.

#UFC

Arianny Celeste's FHM Philippines Shoot, Because Why Not?

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One school of thought says that if a woman (specifically a woman who is sexy for a living) poses nude, she can never go back in time and do cheesecake bikini shoots because the mystery is gone, and if you wanted to see her naked you'd just google her naked.

SET PHOTOS

Michael Bay being Michael Bay of the day

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Here's your picture of Michael Bay being Michael Bay of the day, on the set of his new film Pain and Gain ("Point Break set in the world of bodybuilding") in Miami.

#FLORIDA

Suck It, Australia: Florida Broke The Bikini Parade World Record

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Very rarely am I ever proud to actually admit that I live in Florida, but on days like this I’m wearing my America’s Wang t-shirt without shame.

WORLD RECORDS

Australia Knows How To Set A World Record

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As most of our half-drunk, all-miserable middle school social studies teachers taught us, Australia was destined for coolness from the very first day that the British started shipping their criminals there.

SOLAR ENERGY

So This Exists: The Solar-Powered Bikini

Brooklyn resident Andrew Schneider calls this creation of his an iKini.

YEMEN

All The Bikini News That’s Fit To Print

The girls above are three of the many beach volleyball cheerleaders China hired for the 16th Asian Games in Guangzhou this week.

YOGA

How Much Cash Is Your Butt Worth?

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If you’ve found yourself sitting in front of the TV, witnessing the glory of a KFC Double Down commercial, then you’ve probably asked yourself, “Who is eating these things.

Videos

Princess Leia bikini car wash? Princess Leia bikini car wash.

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Putting on a Slave Leia bikini from Star Wars to pander to nerds is so simple, so uncreative, and so transparent that it's pathetic.

#TRAILERS

GIRL IN BIKINI KILLS ZOMBIES W SAMURAI SWORD

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The trailer for Oneechanbara Vortex, a Japanese film about a girl in a bikini who kills zombies with a samurai sword, isn't in English and doesn't have subtitles, but somehow I don't think we're missing much.

ENGLAND

MYLEENE KLASS IS WET, SPORTY

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The populace at Celeb Fan Forum assembled a solid thread in tribute of Britian's Myleene Klass, a British pop star that seems to be pretty good at cartwheels and dribbling a soccer ball through surf.

Videos

FRIDAY FREE: ROCKNROLL MACHINE GUN BIMBOS

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Friday free for all is that time of the week when I post a sweet video then take my shirt off while all the ladies scream.

VOLLEYBALL

BEACH VOLLEYBALL CREATED A POP GROUP

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I've actually been to a professional beach volleyball tournament and there were hundreds of bikini-clad hotties, but AVP (Beach Volleyball's Professional League) obviously thought the scene needed 5 more talented and lovely girls: Uh, their talents would be more apparent without all that annoying singing and dancing.


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