BILL CONDON

Sir Ian McKellen Shared The First Photo Of Himself As A Really Old Sherlock Holmes

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Sir Ian McKellen Tweeted the first image of himself as a 93-year old Sherlock Holmes in the upcoming 'Mr. Holmes.'

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This Creepy Animatronic Baby Almost Starred In ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’

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If you thought the CGI baby in 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2' was nightmare fuel, wait till you see this animatronic baby they almost used.

A SLIGHT TRICK OF THE MIND

There’s a new Sherlock in town, and his name is Gandalf.

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Years from now, future historians will describe the second decade of the 21st century as the era of Sherlock fever (sorry, Syria).

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Watch Benedict Cumberbatch As Julian Assange In ‘The Fifth Estate’ Movie Trailer

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/the-fifth-estate-movie-trailer.jpg"></a>Words By <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/drhiphop85">Dr Hip-Hop</a> Summer is unofficially over after Labor Day.

ASS MANGE

TRAILER: The Fifth Estate, starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Julian Assange

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I've always sort of <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/CUMBERBATCHED.jpg" target="_blank">pictured Benedict Cumberbatch</a> as the most British man alive, but playing Wikileaks' Julian Assange in this trailer for The Fifth Estate, the ol' chimney sweep proves himself more than capable of pulling off an Australian accent, unlike, say, anyone in Pacific Rim.

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

Scene Breakdown: 1st Trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn

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Breaking Dawn (aka Snorkels the Vampire Fetus) is famously Stephenie Meyer's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be" target="_blank">most batsh*t book </a>(which is saying something).

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

Pictures: Abstinent vampires consummate like THIS

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Part one of the final chapter of Twilight, Breaking Dawn, aka Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, opens in November, featuring Edward the chaste vampire finally consummating his inexplicable love for his sullen, charmless bride (ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS EAT HER, BUT HE CAN'T, BECAUSE HER SMELL DRIVES HIM CRAZY).

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

Twihards Go Crazy for Implied Rough Vampire Sex

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As a Thanksgiving present, Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon shared the above picture <a href="http://twitpic.com/3a1a09" target="_blank">on Twitter</a>, the first picture from the movie version of Breaking Dawn, the last chapter of Stephenie Meyer's shirtless dude-filled abstinence parable.

BILL CONDON

Official: Oscar winner directing Snorkels the Vampire Fetus

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If you watched Kinsey or Dreamgirls or Gods and Monster (for which Bill Condon won an Oscar for best adapted screenplay), you probably thought, "Gee, that's great, but where are the snorkeling vampires, the c-sections, the wolf-on-baby love affairs.

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Sorry, I lied. But I have telepathic vampire baby news.

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I knew as soon as I promised that <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/last-twilight-story-of-the-day-i-promise" target="_blank">Chocolate Pattinson</a> would be my last Twilight story of the day that God would probably f*ck me like the Virgin Mary, and so it is.

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

SOFIA COPPOLA’S ‘LOST IN TELEPATHIC VAMPIRE FETUS’

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(Bella's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/twilight-fans-perfectly-normal-healthy" target="_blank">broken vampire fetus</a>) Remember Breaking Dawn.

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MARLON WAYANS AS RICHARD PRYOR IN BIOPIC

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(Retard Pig loves this movie) From the website<a href="http://www.hitfix.com/articles/2009-10-7-confirmed-marlon-wayans-to-replace-eddie-murphy-as-richard-pryor" target="_blank"> www.DearGodNo.com</a> comes the news that lead role in the upcoming Richard Pryor biopic will be played by none other than Marlon Wayans, who was recently named "the funniest Wayans brother" by Opposite Magazine.

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EDDIE MURPHY PLAYING RICHARD PRYOR…

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Dreamgirls and Kinsey director Bill Condon is trying to get his Richard Pryor biopic (a word which is pronounced BYE-o-pick, not by-OP-ick, you jackasses), Richard Pryor: Is it Something I Said.


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