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Your Regular Season Finale Live Blog

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NFC Least Championship There were three games this season that KSK live blogged that didn't turn out to be complete disasters: the Saints-Packers opener, Bears-Eagles in early November and, finally and perhaps most spectacularly, the first meeting between the Giants and Cowboys that featured Tony Romo diving into his own end zone for a safety and ended with Jason Pierre-Paul blocking a potential game-tying Dallas field goal while Jerry Jones' grandson looked on in delicious, delicious anguish.

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Eww Dat

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The NFL on Sunday debuted its annual commercial to build hype for the playoffs.

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The Best Manningface Of All

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Looks like somebody is having a problem with DeSean jogging along the goal line at the end of his epic punt return.

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Meast/Least For Week 11

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Thanksgiving is two days away.

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Who Wants Seconds Of Manningface?

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Now I hope you didn't fill up on Peytonmanningface because Aunt Hortense brought her specialty Elimanningface this year and you know how she gets if people don't flock to her dish.

The next load of horseshit from ESPN

Looks Like Kevin Kolb Landed A Job In The ESPN Graphics Dept.

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Either tWWL holds Eli is as high a regard as we do, or this is the cheapest ratings grab since the last time they let LeBron James ride their last lingering shred of respectability bareback for an hour live in a middle of a gymnasium.

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This Flippin’ Sucks!

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Way to close the Meadowlands with a bang, New York Cockface Giants.

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Class of the ’04 Tards: Large Benjamin vs. Bitter Elisha. WHO YA GOT?

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With the game in London this weekend, Drew suggested that this match-up should be between football and soccer, but that's not really much of a contest, much like the Saints and the Chargers.

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Monday Night Episode 6: Return of the Eli

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Monday saw the further degradation of the once-juggernaut NFC Beast, as the Giants quickly lost patience with Brandon Jacobs simply running over the defense and decided to put the game in Eli's hands.

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O Brother, There Art Thou

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[Theme to Naruto ringtone]Eli: Hello.

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You Mean There’s More?: The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.


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