POLICE MISCONDUCT

Whoops! Winnipeg Police Accidentally Broadcast A Blowjob Conversation From A Helicopter

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Winnipeg Police have apologized over an incident that led to the hashtag #whoops trending on Twitter.

FLORIDA WOMAN

Quick-Thinking Florida Woman Offers A Cop Oral Sex After Kicking Him In The Balls

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Did she forget what she'd done, or does she know a great, healing trick?

gwyneth paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow Told Howard Stern She Turned Down The Part Of Rollergirl In ‘Boogie Nights’

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Gwyneth Paltrow told Howard Stern that she turned down 'Boogie Nights' because the role involved nudity and blowjobs.

niecy nash

Niecy Nash From ‘Reno 911′ On Marriage: ‘A BJ A Day Keeps The Divorce Attorney Away’

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Niecy Nash has some, uh, interesting opinions on how oral sex can save your marriage.

#FLORIDA

Florida Man Leaves Naked Wife On Nudist Beach Sandbar Because She Caught Him Blowing A Dude

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There are so many Florida things about this story, we don't even know where to start.

SPAIN

Spanish Police Are Investigating A Video Showing A Woman Performing Oral Sex On 24 Men For Free Wine

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A young woman in Spain is the talk of the Internet after a video of her blowing 24 men for a free drink went viral.

oral sex

Kitty Pryde Shares Her Thoughts On A Girl Giving Danny Brown Head While He Was Performing

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Danny Brown got a blowjob while performing on-stage at a recent show, a moment that fellow rapper Kitty Pryde wrote about.

gwyneth paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow's Secret To A Successful Marriage: Less Arguing, More Blowjobs

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What does Gwyneth Paltrow suggest you should do if you're fighting with your husband? Give him a blowjob.

turkey calls

News Gal Suggestively Demonstrates How To Properly Use A Turkey Call

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Here's the thing about an effective turkey call: you've got to get good some hand action in there. Now here's the thing about a good blowjob: you've got to get some good hand action in there.

#Community

Congratulations On Your Internet Fame, Chicago Cubs Blowjob Guy

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I've been to a lot of boring baseball games, and I've seen fans soldier through the lulls in action by reading books, playing video games and pretty much anything else besides "watching baseball".

#NBA

Holy Crap, That Miami Heat Porn Star Oral Sex Celebration Actually Happened

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Back in June, we introduced you to Angelina Castro and Sara Jay, two adult film actresses who also happen to be the world’s biggest Miami Heat fans.

#NBA

The NBA Surprisingly Doesn't Approve Of The Miami Heat's Porn Star Fans

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We’re less than a month away from the most important basketball event of the summer, and it appears that the NBA is trying to ruin the fun for everyone.

#NBA

The Miami Heat Porn Stars Are Women Of Their Words, But They Have Rules

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Last week, we brought you the heartwarming Disney story of Sara Jay and Angelina Castro, the two adult film starlets who promised to suck off all of their Twitter followers if the Miami Heat won the NBA Finals.

#LeBron James

These Porn Stars Have To Pleasure All Of Their Twitter Followers Now

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Before the NBA Finals began, there was some talk about two adult film actresses who had pledged to perform oral sex on all of their combined Twitter followers if the Miami Heat won the championship.

#MLB

Mets To Rename ‘BJ Club’ [UPDATE: Not Really]

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Baseball starts tomorrow, and one of the challenges of every--yes, seriously.

#COMMERCIALS

UHHHH…

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Granted, I have a sick mind that tries to misconstrue everything I hear into something sexual, but for the life of me I don't know what the woman in this old Dawn commercial ("It gets the grease out") could possibly be saying other than "Do you want a blowjob.

#NFL

BRETT FAVRE IS SOOOOOOOO GREAT

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The Packers beat the Broncos 19-13 in overtime last night when Brett Favre opened the extra period with an 82-yard bomb to Greg Jennings.


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