It’s Tom Selleck’s 69th Birthday, So Here’s A Definitive Ranking Of His Mustaches

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To honor the great American actor Tom Selleck on his 69th birthday, here is a ranking of his mustaches throughout his TV and movie career.

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CBS Renews a Crapload of Shows That You Probably Don't Care About

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CBS, whose audience average median age is literally 55 years old, pulled the trigger early and renewed a good two thirds or more of its primetime line-up yesterday, ensuring that the geriatric set will not have its stories taken away from them before they enter hospice care.


Weekend Preview: Lindsay Lohan On 'SNL'

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Saturday Night Live (NBC, Saturday) - Lindsay Lohan hosts.


Thanksgiving Thread: What Terrible Shows Will Your Family Discuss at the Dinner Table?

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All things considered, the older members of my family have pretty decent TV-watching habits.


What’s on Tonight: Sorry About American Idol

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Blue Bloods (CBS) — I'm not sure what this is, but I'm going to tune in just in case it turns out to be about Lord Steven Regal and Squire Dave Taylor.

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