BOARD GAMES

Shocker: Universal Drops Ouija Board Movie

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Battleship (with its <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/james-cameron-unlikely-voice-of-reason" target="_blank">rumored $200 million budget</a>) doesn't open for almost another year (May 2012), and already the other BOARD GAME ADAPTATIONS (I still can't f*cking believe I'm typing that phrase) are dropping like flies.

Alexander Skarsgård

$200 Million Turd: ‘Battleship’ opens with Brooklyn Decker’s boobs, goes downhill from there

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After the jump, it's the first trailer for Universal's Battleship, which is loosely based on the board game and reportedly cost $200 million to make.

AMC

The Walking Dead Board Game Wants You To Eat Your Friends

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While everyone patiently awaits the remaining months until AMC's Fall return of The Walking Dead series, the fine folks over at <a href="http://www.cryptozoic.com/games/walking-dead-board-game">Cryptozoic Entertainment</a> would like to try and make your wait a little more tolerable.

BOARD GAMES

Don’t Worry, Ouija Has A New Writer

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*puts finger tips on Ouija Board planchette* Oh spirits of the deep, dark void.

BOARD GAMES

Look At These Dogs (and Links)

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140 Characters Of Ego: March Edition [<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2011/04/140-characters-of-ego-march-edition-2">Uproxx</a>] Look At This Dog [<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/look-at-this-dog">UproxxNews</a>] Do Gorillas Get Good Wireless Reception In The Mist.

BENNETT SCHNEIR

McG to Direct ‘Oujia Board 3D’

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In the build-up to Terminator Salvation, McG was saying all the right things (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mcg-wants-topless-scene-in-terminator" target="_blank">actual quote</a>: "It's going to knock your f*ckin balls up your ass").

BOARD GAMES

Britain Scrabble Champ Is… Unique

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Two weeks ago, nerds from across Great Britain gathered to compete for the national Scrabble championship, a title so monumental that women don’t even bother wearing panties around the champions lest they soak them instantly.

BOARD GAMES

An Erotic Vibrator Chess Set? An Erotic Vibrator Chess Set.

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Look, I'm not disputing the innate sexual allure that accompanies most tabletop board-based games, but what I am doing is raising awareness over which playing pieces most appropriately accent the orifices of the human body.

BOARD GAMES

Here’s That Monsterpocalypse Update Nobody Clamored For

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Back in 2008 when it was still safe to eat shrimp and my retirement savings started to tank (meaning my cat puked on my beanie baby collection thus halving the value of it), Vince said movies <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/board-games-are-hot-commodities">based on video games</a> were the new hotness.

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’70s Board Game Predicted BP Incompetence

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The '70s were a strange and disturbing time in human history, rife with bad clothing decisions, bad music decisions, and sad attempts to make money off of board games.

BOARD GAMES

Monsterpocalypse Now

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All the way back in 2008 when I was just a naive but dashing starfighter pilot and dinosaurs roamed the earth, Vince <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/board-games-are-hot-commodities">reported</a> that board games were the next hot commodity for film deals.

BOARD GAMES

Qapla’! Everything is Terrible in Space

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Welcome back, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2010/02/16-magnificent-cosplay-fails/">cosplay dog</a>.

BOARD GAMES

TWISTER: 'JENGA' WITH PERVERTS

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I never thought Twister was much of a game, and it's probably because we don't live in the 1950s, where sex was a sin and freebasing stuff in the garage was still gaining ground as an acceptable means of passing the time.

BOARD GAMES

JENGA?

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This is roving reporters don't have wired microphones anymore.

BOARD GAMES

BATTLESHIP MOVIE TO FEATURE ALIEN…UM, BATTLESHIPS

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The guys over at CHUD interviewed David Berg, who'll be directing the big screen adaptation of the Parker Brother's peg-warfare-based game Battleship.




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